Incorrect quotes P-2

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Chapa: Bose, you got to come with me to my therapist next time.

Bose: Why?

Chapa: Because she doesn't believe me when I say you and I are dating.

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Girl: So, you dating anyone?

Brainstorm: Y-

Girl: Wonderfull, you know handsome I'm kinda thirsty.

Volt: Drink acid and get your own boyfriend in heck.

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Bose: Hey Chapa, I'm going to get coffee, you want some too?

Chapa: Yes but make it so that it reflects my soul.

Bose: So white because of pure innocent, right?

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Chapa: You know, sometimes live gives you lemons and with that you make lemonade, live gave me Bose so I should-

Mika: Make a baby?

Chapa: WHAT?! No! Gross! I meant to say to kiss him more.

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Bose: There are those times that you have to say goodbye to your loved one and accept the fate that you lay never see her again.

Miles: You're just going away for a day buddy, you're not dying.

Bose:.........

Bose: Same thing.

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Volt: *Zaps Toddler*

Random guy 1: That was amazing Volt.

Random guy 2: You're so amazing. 

Shoutout: And there is going to be a murder here pretty soon if you don't run.

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Mika: *Flirt with Bose*

Bose: Mika! Girl! I'm warning ya! You got five seconds to run.

Mika: Why would you say that?

Chapa: Because if you don't leave him alone right now, you and I are going to have a serious fist fight.

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Chapa: *Screams*

Ray: WE GET IT! YOU LOVE HIM! GOSH! QUIT SCREAMING AND JUST DATE HIM ALREADY!!

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Mika: Truth or dare?

Chapa: Truth.

Mika: Would you rather kiss a stump or Bose?

Chapa: Bose

*Next round*

Mika: Truth or dare.

Chapa: Dare!

Mika: I dare you to kiss Bose.

Chapa: Why would I-Oh, I see now. Well played.

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Miles: Bose, why do you have a black eye?

Bose: Because earlier today I called her cute.

Miles: And?

Bose: She punched me.

Chapa: *Comes in*

Chapa: It was actually an accident, normally when people say that I beat them up but I could stop myself by reminding me he's my sweetie pie, so that left him with a black eye.

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Bose: That's it! I'm not calling you adorable again.

Chapa: -Bose...You leave me no choice- *Puts on puppy eyes and starts sobbing*

Bose: Oh no! Don't cry! Fine, you're adorable, you're adorable, you're adorable.

Chapa: One more time...

Bose: You're adorable.

Chapa: Thank you.

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Mika: Enough Bose, I don't want to hear the name Chapa again.

Bose: But you said I needed to make a book so that I could say all my thoughts of Chapa to less the stress.

Mika: Yeah, but that was before I knew you wrote a 200 page book!

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And that's the second part, might do a thirth part. These are pretty fun to make.

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