Trash of the Count's Family Prompt Generator

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Your prompt:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Fredo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Hubesha: ...I did. I broke it.

Fredo: No. No you didn't. My liege?

White Star: Don't look at me. Look at Sayeru.

Sayeru: What?! I didn't break it.

White Star: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sayeru: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

White Star: Suspicious.

Sayeru: No, it's not!

Gersey: If it matters, probably not, but Dorph was the last one to use it.

Dorph: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Gersey: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Dorph: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Gersey!

Hubesha: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Fredo.

Fredo: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Sayeru: Fredo... Barrow has been awfully quiet.

White Star: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Fredo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Fredo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Fredo:

Fredo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.