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Your prompt:






Glenn: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Bud: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Glenn: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Cale: Actually I did the math, Bud would have $225, not $0.15.

Bud: Fam I’m right here....

Mary: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Choi Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Mary: Sorry I only have a dollar

Choi Han: :(

Toonka: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Bud would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Mary: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Cale: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Glenn: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Toonka: Apply juice to what

Glenn: Directly to the forehead

Bud: Great chat everyone







(A/N: Toonka👀)

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