Random Destiel Snippets

Alistair, The Assbutt/Dick

*** I really like AUs where Cas is a football player and Dean isn't so here's one of those. ***

It was a normal school day and it was going perfectly fine for Dean.

Until the dick arrived.

It was after school when Alistair found him. He sauntered over to him and immediately started pestering him endlessly.

"Deeaaaannoooo. Can you spare me a kiss? Maybe one on the cheek and another on my---"

"I wouldn't touch any part of you with a ten foot pole, Alistair," Dean muttered.

"Oh, sweetheart, you don't mean that! Come on! Just one kiss? No? Oh come on just one kiss and I'll leave you alone," Alistair smirked and leaned closer to him.

"I highly doubt that," he snapped back.

"But babe---"

"I am not your babe or your sweetheart. Do not call me Deano. I do not like you Alistair!"

"Now now, don't be rude. You're too gorgeous to be an ass."

"And you're too ugly not to be one---"

Alistair's hand came up ready to smack him across the face. It was on its way to its target when it was intercepted by another hand.

Dean couldn't help but sag slightly with relief when he saw who it was.
Cas.

The blue-eyed captain of the football team had his hand wrapped around Alistair's wrist. His face was hard and cold as he stared into the muddy eyes of Dean's enemy.

"Were you about to hit my boyfriend?" His voice was oddly calm.

"Of course not, Castiel! Why would I do such a thing---"

"Do not lie to me, assbutt."

Alistair swallowed loudly and then chuckled nervously, "I wasn't going to hurt him I just wanted to scare---
"If you so much as breath in his direction ever again. I shall strip you down and tie you to the school flagpole."

"Don't you think that's a bit much?" Alistair muttered.

"No. I consider it not enough. Do not come near Dean Winchester again."

"Okay, boss. Now let go of me so I can leave you and your filthy boyfriend."

Cas let go of Alistair and shoved him slightly. The football player then turned to Dean.

"Thanks Cas..."

"You're welcome Dean. As you have so often said, 'he's a dick.'"

Dean threw back his head and laughed at his boyfriend.

"Kiss me and then get to class you dork."

"Dean. It's after school. There is no class."

"Just uh, kiss me and go home then?"

Castiel chuckled and smiled softly before planting a small kiss against Dean's lips.

"Goodbye Dean."

"Bye Cas."