Barghest: *sends video* We need this
Few days later
Sadistic Buddy: Benevolent Baphomet I didn't even know this was sent. Thanks discord. Anyway what exactly do we need? A Batman wedding? A comedy bar? Both? XD
Barghest: A BATMAN WEDDING
Barghest: I be joker, you can be our harley quinn batman, lets get married xD
Hartmann: this place is a maffia den
Barghest:are you only just noticing that
Barghest ~steal Hartmann
Bot: *Barghest steals rich kids suitcase*
Hartman: dunno what you tal. wadefhdsjknmdbg,f, ok see everytime you do that, it's rich kid so I wouldn't care at all
Barghest: :innocent:
Hartman: ~steal Barghest
Bot: cannot steal for 2 more hours
Hartman: it was a trap
Barghest: :sip:
Bot: someone dropped a wallet ~grab to take it
Barghest: ~grab
4 hours later
Sadistic buddy: ...Mister j you've made me the happiest girl in the world. Would you tell me how you really got those scars as a wedding present? XD
Hartmann: ~steal Gora
Sadistic buddy: ...I was just stolen on the same day i was proposed to. This is starting off great. Don't worry. My mister j will come for me. He loves me deeper than the wound he inflicted upon Batgirl. XD
Hartmann: what, alright fine, here 🍫
Sadistic Buddy: Chocolate! Huh...maybe you ain't so bad. And a furry? Hunny do i look hairy to ya?
Hartman: no you look like a banana
Sadistic Buddy: oh? Am I ripe
Barghest: if you're a good girl, I'll tell you something better then these little old scars
Barghest: ~steal hartman
Hartman: thats your "something better"?
Barghest: thats your "something better"?
Barghest: also Gora, You're as ripe as a banana split
Sadistic Buddy: Hartman, Are you making fun of my mista j? Don't make me get the boys on you.
Sadistic Buddy: Oh mista j you say the sweetest things.
Barghest: I sure do sweetheart, now it's only right, I split you down the middle
Barghest: I think you should make him suffer darling, what do you say you get the old bat out
Hartman: dunno I just met your mista
Sadistic Buddy: And a gift too. You're the best mista j. pulls giant spiky bar out of her ass
Sadistic Buddy: *Lunges @ hartman* playtime! Playtime! Playtime!
Barghest: HAHAHAHA!
Hartman: *dies*
Saddistic Buddy: Oh man. He broke easily. Well at least he can be fresh food for the boys now.
Barghest: he's a medic, he'll revive himself
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