UselessDork: nethew alls a peice of ice jeremy
Useless Dork: I stole jeremy and tought jeremy how to swim in the toilet
UselesDork: my nethew is crying now
ZenCat: How many strokes did you have when you wrote that?
UselessDork: none, my ass had none
ZenCat: "nethew alls a peice of ice jeremy" what
UselessDork: my hands are cold
UselessDork: calls
UselessDork: he names an ice cube jeremy
ZenCat: Oh
ZenCat: And you put the ice cube in the toilet
UselessDork: yup
ZenCat: 😲
UselessDork: he went down the whirly pool of doom
ZenCat: R.I.P Jeremy ????-2020
UselessDork: XD
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Friend texts
Randomjust a bunch of strange texts amongst me and friends real texts I only changed the names some are not even recent so they are not even in order! They are a mix between strange stranger and who the fuck let these people talk, They are talks I don't m...
