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new message from rydunn

rydunn
so you and johnny have gotten
pretty close lately

dallasmontgomery
i've gotten pretty close with
everyone?

rydunn
i don't think it's the same thing;)

dallasmontgomery
what are you insinuating?

rydunn
maybe it's just him, but there's
definitely some weird energy

dallasmontgomery
i don't think he's giving off weird
energy?

rydunn
all the "5.2" stuff and him pretty
much fighting pontius over you?

dallasmontgomery
him fighting pontius is just a joke

rydunn
yeah, no. that's why pontius
has been picked first to do all
the worst stunts lately.

dallasmontgomery
johnny doesn't always pick who
does which stunts

rydunn
no but his opinion definitely
has more weight than ours

dallasmontgomery
he's mean to me 24/7

rydunn
he's johnny. he's like
a kid pulling a pretty girl's
pigtails. you can't expect him
to be a poet.

dallasmontgomery
i don't know. i think we're just friends

rydunn
alright. look at this.

rydunn added worldofbam to the chat

rydunn
hey bam, do you think
knoxville has the hots for
dallas?

worldofbam
oh 100% he's like a lovesick
puppy every time she leaves and
the second she shows back up he
perks back up. not to mention him
with the "5.2" shit. it's ridiculously
obvious. why?

rydunn
SEE!

dallasmontgomery
ohmygod.

rydunn
so what are you gonna do
about it?

worldofbam
knoxville & dallas sitting
in a tree

dallasmontgomery
i'm not gonna do anything. it'll make
things weird. i just joined the group.
an immediate romance is a bad idea.

worldofbam
and if he does something?

dallasmontgomery
i mean he's super handsome but he
is mean to me 24/7. i don't even know
how i feel if i'm being honest.

rydunn
well. let him keep yanking your
pigtails until you figure it out.

worldofbam
yeah forget about it!
let's go party! meet at the bar
down the street in 45!

dallasmontgomery
sounds like a plan. i'm gonna drink
this conversation away.

rydunn
we love to see the puke queen in action

dallasmontgomery
please don't call me that

worldofbam
you do make puking kinda sexy

dallasmontgomery
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