new message from rydunn
rydunn
okay dallas. cut the shit.
you like knoxville, maybe even
love him. so what stopped you?
bc moping every time he's seen
with a girl isn't something you
would do if you genuinely had
given up on him.
dallasmontgomery
i have given up on him and from
what i've seen he's given up on me too
rydunn
or we're back to square one and
instead of pulling your pigtails
he's moved on to calling you names
and embarrassing you to get your
attention. i don't think he's over it.
dallasmontgomery
then what do you call the parade
of girls?
rydunn
a distraction. a ploy. cry of desperation
bc you ripped the rug out from
under him when he was getting
in deep.
dallasmontgomery
it doesn't matter. i can't do
anything about it anyway. god
this is not what i wanted this
to be like. i wanted a break from
drama.
rydunn
yeah that's not how this works.
why can't it happen? you're
not making any sense.
dallasmontgomery
i promised jeff.
rydunn
are you kidding me?
no seriously
you have to be joking
is it a written promise? like in your
contract?
dallasmontgomery
no. i don't think so.
rydunn
dallas. you might be the biggest
idiot i've ever met in my whole
life. and i know steve-o.
dallasmontgomery
hey! don't be mean to o:(
but i still promised
rydunn
then unpromise
dallasmontgomery
that's not how promises work.
rydunn
hold on.
rydunn added worldofbam and jefftremaine to the conversation
rydunn
dallas would like to unpromise
worldofbam
i am a witness to the unpromise
plus she's super sad all the time
now and it's starting to make
me super sad
dallasmontgomery
ohmygod. you two are ridiculous.
jefftremaine
what are we unpromising?
rydunn
she wants to bang knoxville
knoxville wants to bang her
they're gonna bang now
jefftremaine
oh thank god. he is driving me
crazy. please. you can marry
and divorce him on set for
all i care. as long as he leaves
me alone for a while.
rydunn
see, unpromising is a thing.
jefftremaine left the conversation
dallasmontgomery
how? why? what just happened?
worldofbam
go bump uglies with knoxville
rydunn
he means, go fix things. you
both need and deserve it.
dallasmontgomery
i could kiss you both right now
worldofbam
actually that sounds good,
let's do that instead
rydunn
no! go fix it.
