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new message from jefftremaine

jefftremaine
hey dallas! i don't want to
come off as a dick but we
need to talk about something

dallasmontgomery
you love coming off as a dick
but what's up?

jefftremaine
so i see you and knoxville
are getting super close

dallasmontgomery
yeah, we're good friends. i'm
getting pretty close with
all of the guys?

jefftremaine
that's not what i mean

dallasmontgomery
?

jefftremaine
i just don't think an on set
romance is a good idea. i mean
we're gonna be filming for
months and knoxville really
isn't a long term relationship
kind of guy. and we're in no
way equipped to rewrite
everything to avoid break
up tension. i'm sure you get
it. i hate having to be the
"all work no play" kind of guy
but i'm sure you get it.

dallasmontgomery
yeah. for sure. i get it.
no worries, jeff.

jefftremaine
thanks! you're the best!

new message to rydunn

dallasmontgomery
i think we should go out tonight
it's time for me to find a man!

rydunn
uh? what about knoxville

dallasmontgomery
he's just not long term relationship type

rydunn
he's also not the obsess
over a girl, check his phone
every 20 minutes, and giggle
when he gets a text type. but
he's been that way with you.

dallasmontgomery
it's just a crush, it'll die. he'll
be perfectly fine.

rydunn
kind of a quick change up?
i thought you two were
getting super close? what
happened?

dallasmontgomery
i just realized it'll never work.

rydunn
:/ okay i guess. where are
we going?

dallasmontgomery
oooo the cool bar with the
mechanical bull?

rydunn
i'll text bam, meet at 8?

dallasmontgomery
perfect!

new message from johnnyknox

johnnyknox
hey 5.2, you busy tonight?
read
so i'll take that as a yes?
read

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liked by callmesteveo and 78,778 others
dallasmontgomery had to cater to my texas roots tonight;)
view all 8,678 comments
rydunn yeehaw cowgirl!
worldofbam knoxville should take notes
johnnyknox @worldofbam knoxville also shouldn't be left on read
johnnymyknoxville ^ uhoh
partyboypontius pls ride me like that
callmesteveo @partyboypontius i'm more into reverse cowgirl personally
jefftremaine good job!
dallasmontgomery @jefftremaine go away

new message from johnnyknox

johnnyknox
we have to film together tomorrow
so can you tell me what i
did to make you ghost me?

dallasmontgomery
you didn't do anything

johnnyknox
i thought we were going
somewhere? i thought you
felt the same way i did?

dallasmontgomery
and what is that? how do you
feel? you never even said anything

johnnyknox
dallas. you know how i feel. 
what happened?

dallasmontgomery
nothing happened. and nothing
can happen. let's just start over
as friends. like we should be.

johnnyknox
i don't know if i can be just
your friend, dallas.

dallasmontgomery
then we'll be coworkers. bc that's
what we are.

johnnyknox
you sound like jeff.

dallasmontgomery
well then jeff is right.

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