Elle: Okay, so voidpersassy dares you to slap the male gods a thousand times and be mean to them for as long as you want.
Athena: *slowly grins*
Elle: Of course you're happy about this.
Athena: I have a bone to pick with some of them and you know that.
*later*
Athena: *repeatedly slapping Ares*
Ares: STOP IT! STOP IT! *tries to get her off of him*
Athena: Shut up!
Olympians: *staring at them*
Ares: A LITTLE HELP?!
Zeus: *pinches the bridge of his nose, walks over to them, and puts a hand on Athena's shoulder* Daughter, whatever Ares has done, I am sure he deserves it but don't you think that's enou -
Athena: *swats his hand away, turns around, and gives him a hard slap across the face*
Aphrodite, Hera, and Hestia: *flinch*
Athena: SCRAM!
Zeus: *scrambles off*
Poseidon: *lets out a laugh*
Athena: *scowls at him* What are you looking at?
Poseidon: *eyes widen*
Athena: Yeah, don't think I'm not gonna do the same thing to you once I'm done with my idiot brother.
Poseidon: *awkwardly looks away before taking small steps out of the throne room* Uhm... I just remembered I have some... very important business to attend to.
Athena: *turns back to Ares*
Ares: *starts yelling in pain again as she slaps him*
Apollo: *leans over to Hermes* Shouldn't you be doing something?
Hermes: Dude. Do you really think that is a good idea?
Apollo: She's beating Ares up for pissing her off. After the pranks the three of us pulled on her yesterday, do you really think we're not gonna be next?
Hermes: *glances at him*
Apollo: You're dating her so she might let you off the hook, but what about me?
Hermes: *scratches his head* Uh, Apollo...
Apollo: Come on, help a bro out. Please!
Artemis: *quietly snickers beside him*
Hermes: *clears his throat* Apollo!
Apollo: She's your girlfriend! Maybe you can talk some sense into that crazy woman before she... you know... slaps m -
Athena: *slaps him*
Apollo: *falls to the ground in a daze*
Athena: You had that one coming.
Apollo: *looks at Hermes*
Hermes: *sighs* Ena-
Athena: Hermes, do you want to be next?
Hermes: *steps back* Not really...
Athena: I'm gonna count to three and if you're still here by the time I-
Hermes: *already out the doors* You don't have to tell me twice!
Athena: *chuckles and slowly smirks down at Apollo*
Apollo: *gulps*
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