Artemis: *marches into the dining hall, bow and arrow ready*
Everyone: *stares at her*
Hestia: Oh my gods...
Hermes: *chuckles at Athena* Oh, hey, look. You're twinning!
Aphrodite: Looking fabulous, Artie!
Ares: Yeah, Artie. *grins, snaps a photo of Artemis, and posts it on Twitter*
Artemis: *scowls at them, grabs his phone and tosses it out the window*
Ares: Hey!
Artemis: *brushes her pink hair out of her face* Now... who did this?!
Athena: Apollo did.
Everyone: *turn to look at her*
Athena: Come on, who else would it be? Hermes?
Hermes: Oh, no thanks. I've pulled that one on Athena already... A black eye is enough for me. I don't wanna pull arrows out of my ass too.
Apollo: *walks into the room, grinning at the mirror and brushing his green hair* I must say, Artie. I look good. Which means that you have very good t —
Artemis: *shoots an arrow at his shoulder*
Apollo: OW?!
Artemis: I am going to kill you! *jumps him*
Apollo: OW! ARTIE! STOP! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Athena: *sips her coffee*
Ares: *summons his phone again and starts laughing* Oh, man! Everyone's calling you two Cosmo and Wanda! Hilarious!
Artemis: I'm gonna kill you next, Ares!
Apollo: Stop pulling my hair!
Artemis: I'd rip out every single piece of your hair if I wanted to!
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A/N: Blake0003829 dared Athena to dye Artemis's hair pink and blame it on Apollo, and then dye Apollo's hair green and blame it on Artemis.
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