Elle: PiperKing873 dares you to confess your love to Hades.
Athena: I hate you.
Elle: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Athena: *sighs and stands up* Uncle Hades. There's... something I've been meaning to tell you.
Hades: I knew it! You're the one sneaking into my library and stealing my books!
Athena: Well, excuse me for wanting to read about ancient primordial literature!
Elle: That's a thing?
Hermes: *shrugs* Mnemosyne writes good stories, but their only copies are in the underworld.
Elle: Why did I even ask?
Persephone: *smacks Hades in the arm* Hades, let her read! Our library would be getting dust and cobwebs if it isn't for 'Thena.
Hades: *sighs and grumbles*
Demeter: See? Is this the kind of husband you want, Kore? Someone that can't even share —
Athena: We're getting off topic! There's something else I have to say.
Persephone: Well? We're all ears! *smiles and looks at Demeter pointedly*
Athena: Uncle, I'm in love with you.
Persephone: *jaw drops*
Hermes: *stares at her *
Demeter: What in the... Hermes! Do you know anything about this.
Hermes: No clue.
Hades: I — uhm... pardon?
Athena: I'm in love wi —
Hermes: No, you're not. Let's go. *grabs her arm and drags her away*
Athena: But —
Persephone: *yells out the doorway* There's only room for one niece in his life!
Elle: *spits her Coke out*
Demeter: *bangs her head against her plate* Persephone, you're killing me!
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