Sluts for volleyball 🏐 🥵
8:15pm
guys i need to hear some of
your shower thoughts
Oikawa
I look 42.069% hotter when
my hair is wet but only at the
right angle
that's not what i meant but
go off 🤩
ig only intellectuals have deep
philosophical shower thoughts
Kuroo
If google matched people up by
their search history it could be
the greatest dating website ever
Sakusa
Yes I would appreciate someone
who was well educated in cleaning
and sanitisation.
i ain't dating someone who
also searches abt the most
lethal poisons 😦
Kuroo
so you won't date me 👿
hm
what are your thoughts on
botulinum toxin 😈
Kuroo
yum
😎🤏🤨
Tsukishima
The government sees everything
you search about.
that's exactly why i know
they quaking in their boots
Suna
lol i have a list of things i saw
in your search history when i
stole your phone that one time
NO IVE ALRDY ERASED
THAT TRAUMA
DONT DO THIS
Suna
i'll share it bc sharing is caring
NO-
Suna
"How to manifest"
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
YOU NEVER KNOW
Suna
"How to get rid off pimples on butt"
Suna
LMAO
STFU
STFU
STFU
Daichi
💀
Kuroo
bruh wtf
BODY SHAMING ME?!?!??
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Akaashi
It's natural
Liked by y/n
💞💞
Tanaka
DOWNRIGHT WRONG
SUNA
Kageyama
...
Suna
"Vintage Nike sweater"
this one isn't bad but literally
stOP
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Suna
"Why are my nails so weak"
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
STOP DONT GO FURTHER
I SEARCH SOME RLLY
EMBARRASSING SHIT
BUT LIKE JOKINGLY
Atsumu
i remember suna telling
me and Osamu abt ur search
history 😐
Suna
"Wap dance step by step"
Kenma
unmuted this gc for one second.
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Bokuto
Thought we were gonna
learn together 😡
im sorry bae 😔
Suna
"Easy cute hairstyles"
Suna
no matter what you did it'd still
look shit btw
you wound me
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Bokuto
Dw y/n ur hair always looks
cute!!!!
Akaashi
Your hair is very pretty.
MY BOYS LOOKING OUT
FOR ME ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Akaashi
❤️
OMGG ILY KAASHI
😭❤️😭❤️❤️😳❤️❤️😭❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺😭❤️❤️😳
😳❤️❤️❤️
Suna
...
Suna
"Average dick size"
WAIT THAT WASNT ON
INCOGNITO MODE??
I WAS JUST CURIOURS OK
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Suna
followed by "5.5 inch to cm"
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
Suna
which is then followed by
"10 inch to cm"
Tsukishima
Embarrassing
funny story
Atsumu
😐
Bokuto
👁👄👁
Bokuto
I can't keep defending you.
Iwaizumi
i expected better
Kuroo
😑😐😑😐
Tendou
Just read all of that 🧑🦯
lol 10 inches is 25.4cm
that's nearly a whole ass ruler
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
and i know for a fact suna's dick
aint even 1/1000 of that 👎👎👎
Suna
i have proof that's a lie.
stfu i dont wanna associate w
u and ur microscopic shrivelled
up weiner.
don't talk to me ever again
Suna
gladly
Liked by y/n
Tsukishima
That was really embarrassing for you
BOY IF YOU DONT SHUT THE
FUCKKKKK UP
Tsukishima
I won't
bye.
~~~~~
I realised that the inch to cm conversion might not make sense to some people? but here in Australia we're more familiar with cm.
EDIT
PLEASE PPL ARE ACTIALLY READING THIS BOOK AND THE AMOUNT OF EMBARRASSMENT IN THIS CHAPTER MAKES ME WANT TO KMS
YOU ARE READING
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