DreamWorks' The Bad Guys in The GOOD Guys?!: A Retelling

Official Trailer

(The trailer begins with Mr. Wolf in the middle of a car chase. He turns to the viewer.)
Wolf: Hey! Get over here. Oh, I get it. You're afraid, cause I'm the BIG BAD WOLF! Well, this is my crew.
(We get different shots of all the members of The Bad Guys.)
Wolf: Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Shark, Mr. Piranha, and Tifanny Fluffit.
(We see the five best friends on a heist to steal the Golden Dolphin.)
Tarantula: Everyone, copy!
Wolf: Copy!
Tiff: Copy!
Piranha: Copy!
Shark: (in fake lady voice) Copy!
Wolf: We're The Bad Guys.
(We see Tarantula hacking into a security system of some kind.)
Tarantula: It's crime time, baby! Shark, we'll need a distraction.
Shark: Ooh! Can I improvise?
Wolf: Yeah, sure. Just please keep it subtle.
(Shark does his distraction, scaring everyone.)
Shark: I'M HAVING A BABY!!

(As two tuxedoed men rush to help Shark up, Wolf, Tiff, and Piranha sneak into where the Dolphin is being held.)
Wolf: We've always been seen as nothing more than criminals. But those are the cards we've been dealt with, so we might as well play 'em.
(Wolf tries to steal a bow tie from a hamster named Professor Marmalade, but then he trips, causing Marmalade to almost fall. Luckily, he catches him just in time.)
Wolf: Are you okay, sir?
Prof. M: Yes, thanks to you. You're such a good boy.
(As Marmalade leaves, Wolf's tail starts to wag excitedly. He tries to get it to stop, though.)
Piranha: All good, brotha?
Wolf: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good.

(The scene quickly cuts to Wolf finally swiping an award from its pedestal. Then we see the whole gang finally making their escape.)
Wolf: Let's get the pack out of here.
Piranha: Oh, wordplay! I don't get it.
Random British Dude: OH MY GOD, IT'S THE BAD GUYS!

NOW PLAYING...
(Marmalade tries teaching The Bad Guys how to be good.)
Prof. M: If you want to stop being criminals, you have to go good.
They'll try to be good...
Prof. M: Help an old lady cross the street.
(Tiff is dressed up as the old lady. The gang laughs as Piranha walks her to a crosswalk.)
But they're just bad at it!
Tarantula: He's totally gonna blow it.
Piranha: What you say. Ms T? You think I can't do this?!
Tiff: No, no, P! Don't—
(Tiff gets hit by a car and falls flat on her face.)
Wolf: Yeah. We may be bad...but we're so good at it!

DreamWorks' The Bad Guys!
Tiff: Hold up! I got a new title for you!
(She scribbles out "Bad", gets out a sticky note and writes "GOOD" onto the title.)
Tiff: There, now read it.
DreamWorks' The GOOD Guys?
Tiff: Yep. WHAT? We're going good, baby!
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