A sick-com

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3rd person POV:

The Wardens were mainly divided into two teams. One to find the Medallion, the second, to find Lilly.

But there was now an issue with the medallion team.

They were distracted with raising an infant. And thanks to Vanny, they were set up in a mall.

Both sides took notice of their people going missing.

Yn particularly took notice of Vanny sneaking in and out of the RV. It was made quite obvious with how she was completely horrible at stealth.

Vanny:(whispers) Sneaky-snaky, sneaky-snaky, sneaky-snaky-

Yn: What are you doing?

He grabbed and lifted her to his face by her hoodie.

Vanny: SSSSSSS!?

Yn: In a normal situation, I wouldn't mind you going off on your own, but now isn't the time.

Yn: So whatcha doing?

Vanny: Uhhhh... Boyfriend.

Yn: You have a boyfriend?

Vanny: I'm very pretty and popular. Th-thisss shouldn't be a surprise.

Yn:(smirks) Are you now? Well, I have to meet this dashing boyfriend of yours. Mind if I tag along with you?

Vanny: Sure-

Yn: And if you're lying, then we both know what happens to bad snakes, right?

Vanny:(grabs butt) O-okay! Okay! I'll talk!

Vanny then brought Yn to the mall, Infrid following from a distance.

(Opening theme)

Entering the mall, Yn saw the two Wardens with the child.

Yn:...

Yn: Well fuck my understanding of biology...

Yn: If only the school wasn't lifted into the sky.

Stix:!?

Stix: What is he doing here?

Yn: I'm here to buy the rights for this sitcom. "Two demon bitches and a baby".

Yn: It'll be greater than "How I banged your mother with two and a half men".

Bezel:... I don't understand the words you just spoke.

Yn: Don't worry about it. So why do you have a kid?

He approaches but stops when Stix takes a fighting stance.

Yn: I'll only fight if you do.

Hands in his pocket, guitar case on his back, the crimson robed Yn came closer without worry.

Yn: Vanny, you know why they have a brat?

Vanny:(shrugs) I dunno. Sex?

Yn:(looks at second floor)

Stix/Bezel: Infrid...

On the second floor with his arms crossed, Infrid looked down upon everyone.

Infrid: The child is human.

Yn: They're parents?

Infrid:(sigh)... Stix.

Stix; Drop dead traitor.

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