Chenle: "Hey, what's wrong with that guy?"
Jaemin: "Yeah...he kinda looks high—"
Taeyong: "ON LIFE."
Taeyong: "YES YES YES YES YES, LIFE'S JUST GETS YOU UP THERE."
Jaemin: "On drugs."
Taeyong: "Dammit!"
Chenle: "Dammit? Dammit! Dammit! Dammit—"
Taeyong: "Fuck!"
Chenle: "Fuck? Fuck! Fuck—"
Taeyong: *stares at the sky* "Take me now please, I'm ready."
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Kun: "Do you have any skeletons in your closet."
Renjun: "You mean literally or figuratively?"
Kun: "Honestly, the fact that I have to specify—"
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Kidnapper: "I have your son."
Taeyong: "I don't have a son."
Kidnapper: "So who's this kid asking me to kill him so he doesn't have to go back to "the loud idiot and the dolphin brain?"
Taeyong: "Oh my god you have Renjun!"
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SM: "You ready to join another unit?"
Mark: *lays down sandwich* "Why not? I haven't slept all week. I might as well giving up eating too."
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Johnny: "On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because I'm the one you need."
Ten: "I'm a Ten."
Johnny: "No, it's a pickup li—"
Ten: "I. Am. A. Ten."
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[texting]
Taeyong: "Ugh, the clocks changed. Now I have to figure out what time is it when you're all abroad."
Doyoung: "Man, I wish there was a search engine you could use."
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Lucas: "Could you ever see us as being more than friends?"
Jungwoo: "Yes, I'm glad you asked."
Lucas: "That's wonderful. I—"
Jungwoo: "I can totally see us as cats."
Lucas:
Jungwoon: "Hang on, let me find the picture I drew."
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Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
Mark: "Yeah!"
Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
