Fan: "Hey Lucas! What language do you speak?"
Lucas, inhaling in Thai, exhaling in Japanese, licks lips in Mandarin, blinks in Cantonese, laughs in English, shifts uncomfortably in Korean, leans forward in Russian, opens mouth in German, and speaks in Arabic: "Wel—"
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Jungwoo: "Where are you going?"
Lucas: "To get ice cream or to open my own ice cream factory. I'll decide in the car."
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Lucas: "My mom always has a problem with what I'm doing."
Jungwoo: "Probably because you're always doing me."
Lucas: *chokes* "What?"
The rest of NCT: *sips tea*
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Taeil: "What are you doing?"
Jaehyun: "I'm confronting the person who ruined my life."
Taeil: "You're yelling at the mirror."
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Johnny: "7 + 3!"
Mark:
Johnny: "40/4"
Mark: "What is he doing?"
Taeyong: "Ten stole his food again and Johnny's refusing to call him by his name. He still wants it back, though."
Johnny: "Don't make me come to you, 2 x 5!"
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Johnny: "Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturbating or weed whacking?"
Taeyong: "It would be called disappointing your mother."
Doyoung: "And just for the record, it'd be high jacking."
Johnny:
Taeyong:
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Ten: "What time is it?"
Hendery: "I don't know. Hang on, I'll check."
Hendery: *inhales*
Hendery: *screams*
Xiaojun: "WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT 4 IN THE MORNING??!"
Hendery, to Ten: "It's 4:00 AM."
Ten:
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[WayV asking riddles]
Yangyang: "You put this in your coffee."
Hendery: "A spoon! Your hands! Your face!"
Yangyang: "It's white."
Lucas: "Paper! Snow! A ghost!"
