(I'm gonna change it slightly so its revive-bur rather than Wilbur never dying. Cool? Cool! Also warning-Suggestive shit y'know. It is revivebur, sexual shits gonna happen-though its not fucking-just flirting and kissing and crap :0)
A few days later
Eret washes the blush from her face as they dunked his head into the sink. He hated the fact Wilbur got so far under his skin that it made him melt.
'You're a king darling, act like it~'
The words wrapped around their brain like a rope, making him blush harder than he already was. He didn't know why it got to him so much, it had been a few days since the interaction anyway. Flirting never usually got to him so what was different when Wilbur was?
"Eret? You okay?" Puffy walked over, looking at the male and chuckling slightly at the sight. Erets glasses were on the floor, his hair soaked with water and his shirt had spots of water on, turing patches seethrough
"Washing my face-"
"In a cauldron?"
"Uh...yeah?"Puffy laughed and walked over before dunking Erets head in and yanking him out by his hair "There, washed...now go get changed. Even-though you're not expecting any guests-I know full well both Wilbur and Dream will visit at some point. Unfortunately they have a thing with popping in without reason" She crossed her arms
Eret scowled at her before flipping his head back, getting puffy wet too "Alright-Do we know why they're gonna burst in or not?" He asked, smirking as Puffy had to wipe the water away from her face
"No-I do not. Now go. Now!"
Eret nodded, giggling as she ran off away from the mother like figure. He headed up to his room, climbing up the million of stairs that stood there. He was tired already-why? Unfit. He wasn't though. He worked out every day for 4 hours straight-he was covered in muscles-even if you couldn't see them.
SO STAIRS-where just a bitch
He reached his room and pushed open his door to find Wilbur sat on his bed...reading one of Erets magazines-which caused the gender fluid to go red "Eh-!? Wh-Where did you find that!" He ran over, grabbing it from wilbur and stuffing it under his bed before he glared at Wilbur
"Wowie Eret-I didn't realize how much provocative stuff you read. Thats dirty" He mocked, watching the king go even reder than he already was
"H-how did you find it!?" She stuttered, trying to compose themselves but it wasn't working. Every gaze, every smirk, every laugh-it made Eret melt but he didn't want to show it though...he was doing a shit job at hiding it
Wilbur stood up, walking closer to Eret as the king backed away slowly "I can get my fingers on anything I want...I have quick fingers y'know. You'll never know what hit you when I use them"
"Sh-SHUT UP" Eret covered his head as he blushed
"What do you mean? I'm talking about when I take things-what are you thinking hm?" He crossed his arms before sweeping the white streak from his face. He was being a fucking bastard and he knew it.
He wrapped his arms around Erets hips, pulling him close as he tilted them, eret was more under him as Wilbur held his hips tightly "Wow your highness-you're easy to take down...how pathetic. Maybe you need someone to help you rule...or just help you in gen-"
Eret had enough of his talking, he moved in close and kissed him, his hands gripping Wilburs arms as he felt he'd fall if he didn't.
That most certainly caught Wilbur of guard but not for long. Wilbur returned the kiss, pulling Eret up closer so it could last longer. The kiss was sweet and soft-until Wilbur decided to be a bitch and bite down on Eret's bottom lip
Eret gasped, gripping tighter as wilburs tongue went into his mouth. It was only for a few seconds before the two had to pull away to breathe. Eret was panting for air, drool running down his mouth as he had a dazed look over his face
"Cute" Revive chuckled, swiping the drool away and wiping it on his trousers as he looked at the male under him "We need to do this again darling~Maybe something more next time." He kissed Erets head, watching the younger come back to reality
He stood up, helping Eret up and smiled "See you around baby cakes" He waved before walking to the window, throwing his legs over the ledge and climbing down, smirking to himself as he made the king basically fold

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