[One Punch Man x OP! male reader]

Argument (7)

(y/n POV)

I was just chilling at home, hoping for nothing to happen.

Genos: Y/n Senpai! You should go out and-

Me: nah not today.

Genos: But-

Saitama: Genos, you heard 'im.

Genos sighed and walked away.

Saitama: Yo, gira-

Me: Caped Baldy.

Saitama: shut-

Me: grow some hair

Saitama: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY YOU TALL BUT ANNOYING BASTA-

*RING RING RING*

Saitama: you know what

Me: no-

Saitama then proceeded to throw my phone with a big shockwave.

Saitama: There, now where were we? Oh yeah. YOU TALL BUT ANNOYING BASTARD

me: SHUT UP, CLEAN-HEAD

Saitama: WOW! NICE NAME! SHOULD I GIVE YOU A NEW ONE TOO, GIRAFFE?

me: huh?

Saitama: DON'T "huh?" ME, PIECE OF ORANGE

me: NOW WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

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5 Hours Later, Y/n POV

Saitama: *pant* A- *gasping for air* annoying... Piece of.. *pant* shit..

Me: *gasp* Shut up, we were just talking and you're already defeated? Hahaha! I win.

"Hey!"

me: what'd you want, Genos?

Genos: I heard a lot of shouting when I was on a mission. Is... Everything okay?

Saitama: Yeah we were just having a little conversation.

Me: Yes.

Genos: I see. I will return back to the Hero Association to report my success.

Saitama: ok

Me: cya

*Door closes*

Me: NOW SAITAMA EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT THAT SHINY CLEAN HEAD OF YOURS

Saitama: HUH?!

Narrator POV

After 3 more hours of arguing, they decided to battle.

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At The Battlefield - Y/n POV

Me: Alright, caped baldy. Let's do this.

Saitama: ok but what about-

Me: yeah Genos, I already left a note at the kitchen for him.

Saitama: oh, okay.

Me: Alright, you know the rules. Once you knock the opponent out, you win. No using any attacks that can instantly lead to death like my "Die" spell. Got it?

Saitama: Kay let's start now

Saitama teleported at me in the speed of Mach 20 with a powerful Punch that lead to a big shockwave as I dodge. I used my mind manipulation to make him stop using his punches and dashed at him in the speed of light.

I then attacked with 4% speed and power which blew half of the sand arena we were in.

Saitama teleported behind me.

"Serious Punch."

*WHOOSH*

I merely dodged the attack as he continued trying to punch me. I use telekinesis and shove him into the ground with 50% of my power. He spat out blood as his eyes became fully white and stopped moving.

Me: welp, I win. Let's get ya to the hospital.

Saitama: *groaning*

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Somewhere - ??? POV

???: W-what...?!

???2: They're both too strong for the hero association...

The people who were spectating were Tatsumaki and Blizzard. Tatsumaki clipped the whole fight with her low-GB phone

Tatsumaki: I should report this to all the s and a-class heros...

Blizzard: yeah, your right. (But that hero there... What's his name? Y/n? He's kinda good..)

Tatsumaki: Let's go now.

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Saitama POV - Hospital

I woke up to see hospital lights blinding me eyes very well.

Saitama: Tch... Looks like I lost for the first time..

???: Yeah, you really did.

I turned around to see Y/n smiling. I smiled back. What happened to our small Argument?

Srsly out of ideas rn so don't mind me posting random story parts

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