Cucco Attack

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Link joined the chat

Ravioli joined the chat

Urbosa joined the chat

Mipha joined the chat

Daruk joined the chat

Zelda joined the chat

Link: uh...hey guys

Urbosa: hello

Daruk: HO HO HO

Ravioli: asinine.

Mipha: ...hi

Zelda: hello everyone! :D

Link: heeelllllp

Mipha: Link what happened!

Ravioli: haha there goes the lovers again

Urbosa: shaddup

Link: ...

Link: i'm hiding in a tree...their everywhere

Daruk: what's everywhere

Link: cuccos... heelpp...if i fall down...they'll kill me...

Link: AH THEIR CARRYING SHOTGUNS

Daruk: what are shotguns

Link: oh right Hyrule doesn't have shotguns

Link: sorry fourth wall

Link: anyways AAAAAAAAAA

Zelda: ok FIRST EXPLAIN WHY THIS HAPPENED

Link: well...

Link: i wanted an omelet for breakfast...

Urbosa: go on

Link: so i asked them politely...

Ravioli: and?

Link: they said no

Ravioli: my brothers are the best

Zelda: continue

Link: then i shook them...

Ravioli: CUCCO CRUELTY

Daruk: SHUT UP REVALI

Urbosa: his name his Ravioli

Ravioli: curse you

Link: they said no... so i shook them harder

Mipha: and then what happened?

Link: nothing

Ravioli: 😆😆😆😆😆

Link made Ravioli 's name permanent

Ravioli: HEY

Ravioli: YOU'LL REGRET THIS

Link kicked Ravioli out of the chat

Link: then i lost my temper...

Zelda: then?

Link: and i swung my sword at it

Mipha: OMG LINK!!! DON'T YOU KNOW

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ATTACK

CUCCOS???????

Link: no

Zelda: ._.

Link: now their mad at me

Link: and they started a war against Hylians

Link: Kakariko Village is nothing but cuccos and me

Link: guys help pls.......

Ravioli joined the chat

Mipha: IM COMING LINK!!

Ravioli: lel dem lovebirds

Urbosa: HOW DID YOU GET ON YOU LITTLE BIRD???

Ravioli: magic

Urbosa: bruh how

Ravioli: just magic

Urbosa: ok well my slate's nearly out of battery

Urbosa: bye everyone! Link take care!

Urbosa left the chat

Ravioli: hail the word asinine

Ravioli left the chat

Daruk: time to eat rocks!

Daruk left the chat

Zelda: ...

Zelda: welp

Zelda left the chat

Mipha: .....

Link: please...come quicker...i'm slipping...

Mipha left the chat

Link: oh well

Link left the chat

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