Zelda joined the chat
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Zelda: @Link
Zelda: @Link
Zelda: @Link
Link joined the chat
Link: why are you pinging me
Zelda: first can you....
Zelda: can you make the chat private before anyone else joins?
Link: ok
Chat has been made private
Zelda: i have a question for you link
Mipha: what a coincidence, i do too!
Zelda: o_O
Zelda: anyways
Zelda: here go's.................
Zelda: do you-
Zelda: do you like-
Zelda: do you like-
Zelda: do you like-
Zelda: do you like-
Zelda has disconnected, attempting to reconnect
Zelda has reconnected
Zelda: sorry, internet disconnection, the blue flame
near me went out
Zelda: anyways
Zelda: my question was
Zelda: do you like.......
Zelda: ah here goes
Zelda: do you like me?
Link: ...............
Mipha: .................
Link: ......
Link: i see why you wanted this private
Link: but the answer to the question......
Link: ok first Mipha ask your question
Mipha: o- ok......
Mipha: um...do you like...me......?
Zelda: WOAH
Zelda: DOUBLE COINCIDENCE!
Link: ok this will lead to drama........
Link: so let me review my choices
Link: if i choose Zelda, i lose a childhood friend
Link: and if i choose Mipha
Link: i'll get executed
Zelda: yeah
Link: ................
Ravioli joined the chat
Ravioli: SUSI AMONGUS
Ravioli left the chat
Zelda: ....ok.........
Mipha: how did he get here? the chat was private
Zelda: idk
Zelda: anyways
Zelda: Link have you made your decision yet
Link: no.............
Link: wait can't i choose both?
Mipha: Link that's a great id-
Zelda: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
Link: aw come on
Link: uh.............
Link: ....
Link: ......
~7 hours later~
Link: after much consideration
Link: and thinking
Link: i will announce who i like
Link: ..........
Ravioli joined the chat
Ravioli: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Ravioli: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOOOOOO
Ravioli left the chat
Zelda: ....ok.....
Mipha: Link announce it!
Link: .........
Link: ok here goes
Link: Zelda
Ravioli joined the chat
Ravioli: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Ravioli: I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUUUU
Ravioli left the chat
Zelda: 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Mipha: oh......ok.....
Zelda: HAHA YES HE LIKES ME HAHA YES YES YES YES YES TAKE THAT FISH HAHAHA YES YES
Mipha: well....i guess i should leave now that you don't care about me
Link: WAIT I DIDN'T SAY TH-
Mipha: permanently.
Mipha has left Champions Hangout
Link: today is going to be a long day
Zelda: no it isn't! you have me!!!!!!
Urbosa joined the chat
Urbosa: sava'saaba
Zelda: how?
Urbosa: it apparently just let me in
Link: please don't scroll up.....
Zelda: please do! 😄
Urbosa: dang princess you seem excited
Urbosa: aight i'm scrolling up
Urbosa: .......
Link: please....its not what it looks like........
Link: please.........
Urbosa: ...........................................................
Urbosa: wow. just wow.
Urbosa: i'm disappointed in both of you.
Zelda: still happy
Urbosa: well i should leave
Urbosa: this conversation no longer serves any purpose
Ravioli joined the chat
Ravioli: SEVEN FOOT RATS
Ravioli: RATS ALONG THE R-
Ravioli was kicked from the chat for 3 hours
Urbosa: ok.......
Urbosa left the chat
Zelda: what do you want to do first Link? 😃
Link: .............
Link left the chat
Zelda: ........
Zelda: .......
Zelda: what?
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Author's note: Wikipedia literally says that Link like Zelda better than Mipha.
Also, the game is 13% about the love triangle, which is still pretty big. So I decided
to include this chapter.
Also the ravioli visits were on purpose.
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