2 stupid questions

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Zelda joined the chat

Mipha joined the chat

Zelda: @Link

Zelda: @Link

Zelda: @Link

Link joined the chat

Link: why are you pinging me

Zelda: first can you....

Zelda: can you make the chat private before anyone else joins?

Link: ok

Chat has been made private

Zelda: i have a question for you link

Mipha: what a coincidence, i do too!

Zelda: o_O

Zelda: anyways

Zelda: here go's.................

Zelda: do you-

Zelda: do you like-

Zelda: do you like-

Zelda: do you like-

Zelda: do you like-

Zelda has disconnected, attempting to reconnect

Zelda has reconnected

Zelda: sorry, internet disconnection, the blue flame

near me went out

Zelda: anyways

Zelda: my question was

Zelda: do you like.......

Zelda: ah here goes

Zelda: do you like me?

Link: ...............

Mipha: .................

Link: ......

Link: i see why you wanted this private

Link: but the answer to the question......

Link: ok first Mipha ask your question

Mipha: o- ok......

Mipha: um...do you like...me......?

Zelda: WOAH

Zelda: DOUBLE COINCIDENCE!

Link: ok this will lead to drama........

Link: so let me review my choices

Link: if i choose Zelda, i lose a childhood friend

Link: and if i choose Mipha

Link: i'll get executed

Zelda: yeah

Link: ................

Ravioli joined the chat

Ravioli: SUSI AMONGUS

Ravioli left the chat

Zelda: ....ok.........

Mipha: how did he get here? the chat was private

Zelda: idk

Zelda: anyways

Zelda: Link have you made your decision yet

Link: no.............

Link: wait can't i choose both?

Mipha: Link that's a great id-

Zelda: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Link: aw come on

Link: uh.............

Link: ....

Link: ......

~7 hours later~

Link: after much consideration

Link: and thinking

Link: i will announce who i like

Link: ..........

Ravioli joined the chat

Ravioli: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO

Ravioli: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOOOOOO

Ravioli left the chat

Zelda: ....ok.....

Mipha: Link announce it!

Link: .........

Link: ok here goes

Link: Zelda

Ravioli joined the chat

Ravioli: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

Ravioli: I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUUUU

Ravioli left the chat

Zelda: 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Mipha: oh......ok.....

Zelda: HAHA YES HE LIKES ME HAHA YES YES YES YES YES TAKE THAT FISH HAHAHA YES YES

Mipha: well....i guess i should leave now that you don't care about me

Link: WAIT I DIDN'T SAY TH-

Mipha: permanently.

Mipha has left Champions Hangout

Link: today is going to be a long day

Zelda: no it isn't! you have me!!!!!!

Urbosa joined the chat

Urbosa: sava'saaba

Zelda: how?

Urbosa: it apparently just let me in

Link: please don't scroll up.....

Zelda: please do! 😄

Urbosa: dang princess you seem excited

Urbosa: aight i'm scrolling up

Urbosa: .......

Link: please....its not what it looks like........

Link: please.........

Urbosa: ...........................................................

Urbosa: wow. just wow.

Urbosa: i'm disappointed in both of you.

Zelda: still happy

Urbosa: well i should leave

Urbosa: this conversation no longer serves any purpose

Ravioli joined the chat

Ravioli: SEVEN FOOT RATS

Ravioli: RATS ALONG THE R-

Ravioli was kicked from the chat for 3 hours

Urbosa: ok.......

Urbosa left the chat

Zelda: what do you want to do first Link? 😃

Link: .............

Link left the chat

Zelda: ........

Zelda: .......

Zelda: what?

Zelda left the chat


Author's note: Wikipedia literally says that Link like Zelda better than Mipha.

Also, the game is 13% about the love triangle, which is still pretty big. So I decided

to include this chapter.


Also the ravioli visits were on purpose.

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