Idiotic Names

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Revali joined the chat

Revali: my name is back to normal!

Revali: now to get some tasty revenge

Revali: hmmmm

Revali: ...........

Revali: YES MY HACKING POWERS WORKED

Revali was granted admin access

Revali: now..............

Urbosa joined the chat

Revali changed Urbosa 's name to Mrs. Stupid

Mrs. Stupid: hey! what the heck

Revali: HAHA

Link joined the chat

Revali changed Link's name to I simp for Zelda

I simp for Zelda: !!!

I simp for Zelda: wait.........

I simp for Zelda changed name to Link

Revali: what?

Link: i created this chat bozo

Revali: ah right

Revali: moving on

Mrs. Stupid: change it back. now.

Revali: nope

Link invited Mipha to the chat

Mipha accepted the request

Mipha joined the chat

Mipha: um......hi?

Link: hey Mipha.....i'm sorry about last time

Revali: haha! a new victim to claim

Revali changed Mipha's name to I love Link

I love Link: !!!!!!

Link: ...........

I love Link: please change it back........

Revali: sure

Revali changed I love Link's name to Link's cooked fish

Link's cooked fish: !!!!!!!!!!

Link: ......

Link: @Daruk

Link: @Zelda

Daruk joined the chat

Zelda joined the chat

Daruk: whats going on

Zelda: yeah why you pinging me

Link: scroll up

Revali: you will face death if you scroll up

Zelda: aight im scrolling up

Daruk: me too

Zelda: .......

Daruk: ...................

Zelda: ..........

Zelda: REVALI

Revali: haha

Revali: muahhaha

Revali: HAHAHAAHA

Revali changed Zelda's name to I simp for Link

Revali changed Daruk's name to Stupid Rock

Zelda: WHAT

Daruk: man what did i do to you?

Revali: good point

Revali: i'll make it more idiotic

Revali changed Daruk's name to Afraid of Dogs

Daruk: REVALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Revali: oh good suggestion!

Revali changed Link's cooked fish's name to I want to marry Link

I want to marry Link: ......

I want to marry Link left the chat

Link: .........

Link: you have chosen this then

Revali: what lol

Link: you insulted my dear friend

Revali: like you can do anything about it

Link: oh i can

Revali: what can you- wait when did you get to my house?

Link: 7 seconds ago

Revali: AND WHY ARE YOU SLICING THE BRIDGE THAT LEADS TO MY HOUSE OFF?

Link: look what you did

Revali: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Revali disconnected, attempting to reconnect

Revali could not reconnect

Revali left the chat

Link: that's taken care of......

Link: oh!

Link changed Mrs. Stupid's name to Urbosa

Link changed I simp for Link's name to Zelda

Link changed Afraid of Dog's name to Daruk

Link changed I want to marry Link's name to Mipha

Urbosa: thanks Link!

Zelda: your the best!

Daruk: i'm sending a delivery of rock roasts to your house

Link: ok.......

Daruk: ROCK ROASTS!

Daruk left the chat

Urbosa: hewo lunk

Urbosa: du yu wannnnt tu kiissss me?

Link: ......

Urbosa: wowww i luvee Mwepha

Urbosa: ii thiiiiiink i'llllll maarrrry heerr

Link: how many noble pursuits did you drink Urbosa?

Urbosa: ooh iii drrrruuuunk 324 bottttleeesss offffff nouble pusits

Urbosa left the chat

Zelda: ok.........

Zelda left the chat

Link: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Link left the chat

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