Uchiha x Naruto||One-shot!

🍋𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐞𝐱🍋[SMUT!](ItaNaru)

Information:

Fluff: 💖

Smut:🍋

Angst: 💔

Smut + Fluff: 🥝

Yandere: 🔪

{Mafia!AU}
{Modern!AU}
[Itachi Uchiha x Naruto Uzumaki] 

(This story is requested by @Jamayauchiha20. Also got little help from IndecisiveNightowl (my classmate) for doing grammar check and  (my classmate) for the smut ideas and title. Plot belongs to me. (my ideas))

3rd POV
"Yo, Itachi right over here!" Kisame waved to get Itachi's attention, Itachi then sit right next to Kisame.

"Out of all places, why the fuck are you inviting me in this hideous place?! Especially it's called "Gay" strip club! Are you gay or some shit?" Itachi complained,

"Woah! Chill bro! I heard there is a famous stripper in here and plus Hidan was the one who introduced this place to me and the alcohol here is very strong!" Kisame exclaimed,

"Fuck you." Itachi said,

"Nah, prob you will like fuck the famous stripper here."

"In your fucking dreams, Kisame." 

"By the way, why are you using a mask here?" Kisame asked,

"To rob this place." Kisame raised an eyebrow to Itachi,

"Of fucking course to hide my identity, dumbass! Oh for the love of God, it's also none of your business! And if you dare to raised an eyebrow to me, I will fucking shave one of your eyebrows." Itachi answered,

"Hey.. Weren't you the one who said you need stress-reliever? Plus you're bisexual, dude."

"Yeah, but not like this you fucking dumbass! I shouldn't have recruit you." Itachi said with regret in his voice.

"Oh my! The greatest mafia in Japan have regrets?! SO SURPRISING! It seems that I break the record!" Kisame said with sarcasm, Itachi just rolled his eyes.

"Keep on doing that Itachi, maybe you will find your-" Kisame shut his mouth right after Itachi death stared him.

"Find what, huh?" Itachi asked,

"B-brain...." Kisame then shuts his eyes and then there it is Kisame now have another head injury because of his stupidity for answering and talk back to Itachi.

"Dumbass." Itachi insulted Kisame.

Itachi's POV

      I thought just because Kisame is a half-shark, he would not be dumb because he still has his half-human active brain, but it seems that I'm wrong. He only has human body but no human brain as known as brain dead. I walked to the bar ad ordered Hibiki Japanese Harmony Whisky. I look around and found nothing interesting, all I see is just people fucking each other, man fuck with another man.

"Hey, bartender. Is there anything interesting about this place?" I asked the bartender,

"Well it's only 1 thing that makes this place interesting and crowded, it's because of "Kitsune"" The bartender answered me,

"Kitsune?" I asked him confused,

"Yeah, Kitsune. He's known as the famous stripper in this club because he have a very attractive hourglass body. He also made people hanging with wanting him more because of his body." The bartender explained.