(Male Immortal Reader) x Steven Universe

Laser Light Cannon

Steven and Amethyst run towards the counter of Beach Citywalk Fries, as Mr. Fryman is entering the building.

Steven: "Hey, Fryman, give me the bits!"

Mr. Fryman flips a "We're Closed!" sign.

Mr. Fryman: "Steven, we're closed."

Steven: "Aww, what?"

Amethyst hits the counter

Amethyst: "Give 'em the bits! The BITS. The BITS."

Steven & Amethyst: "The BITS! The BITS! The BITS!"

They both start banging on counter now.

Mr. Fryman: "Okay, okay! Take it easy on the counter, will ya?"

He goes to retrieve the fry bits.

Steven & Amethyst: "Yes!"

The duo hi-fives and Mr. Fryman empties the bits into a paper bag.

Mr. Fryman: "I can give you actual fries if you want."

He hands the bag to Steven.

Steven: "Just the bits, please. Thanks!"

Amethyst and him start walking away while eating the bits.

Steven: "Ah, sunset, my favorite time of day. When the sun goes down, and the second sun gets bigger and bigger in the sky."

Amethyst bursts out laughing.

Amethyst: "Yeah, that big hot second su—"

She let's out long gasps, noticing a strange orb in the sky.

Amethyst: "Oh no, what is that doing here?"

Steven: "Huh? What is it?"

Amethyst picks him up, causing him to drop the bag of bits.

Steven: "Ah, my bits!"

Amethyst carries him away.

Back at the temple, (Y/n), Garnet, and Pearl are looking through a telescope, observing the strange orb.

Garnet: "This is bad."

Pearl: "Look at the size of it, I had no idea these things were so big!"

(Y/n): "That's what every girl says at first."

Pearl and Garnet blush but react differently. Garnet giggles at the joke but Pearl gets embarrassed.

Pearl: "(Y-Y/n), nows not the time!"

Amethyst: "Garnet! Pearl!"

She runs towards them carrying Steven. Pearl loses her blush and gets visibly annoyed when Amethyst gets there..

Pearl: "We saw. Some of us are trying to protect humanity. Where were you?"

Amethyst puts Steven down