Bill X Voldemort

The man meets the fragile flower

Voldemort stood by the window of his big black manor waiting for Bellatrix to come home. He wanted to see her because he felt bored.

He felt two arms around his bulky hips. He let out a gasp of surprise and blushed.

"Hi my love!<3" Bellatrix said. "How are you today?"

He sighed.

"I missed you."

"Cool I guess..." a tear feel on his rosy cheek.

"whats wrong babe?" she said looking at him concernedd.

"Life iz boring babe."

"Well im here 4 u!!"

He sighed again.

"yeah i guess so..............................,.,.,.,,"

"Wonderfull then, ill si ya later!!!!"

He cried soflty as she quitted the now empty room.

Voldemort was sad since he killed young pOTTER in thw war. Not the world war z, no, the hogwart war. He tried to hang to hang out w/hermione/ronald butt they hated him. He didnt undertsand why???????????? After, he tried to read some normal books and yogae and even stared to drikn tea w/greek yogourt. but he was americans, (ups sorreh, british lol).

Then one day, he had enough!!!!!!!!!!!

He took one of the old books that he read when he was depressed in his yong years bcose his old now, like, 75 yearz ole. It was an old book brown w/spells that brought demons to life.

He found the hottest demon in the lot that the book was proposing; bill cipher!!! hE LOVED bow ties. especially black ones, like all hios clothes.

After doing all the boring ceremony with backrads singing and stuff (like, it's SO cliché! I'm not even going to write it omg why do demons have to be sucjh wannabeez??? ANYWAY.... back to story...)

So, the triangular demon (Bill cipher yes his a triangle man) appeared and laughed really loud... SO loud that voldemort had to cover his ears so that he could exist.

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Then voldermort craqued.

"OMG SHUT UP" he said with an incredibly sassy tone for a 75 year old.

Bill shut up and looked at the bald man in astonishement.

"GEEZ. CALM DOWN OLD MAN. YOURE THE 1 WHO CALLED ME GEEZ"

Voldemort looked at the demon confused.

"Cheese?"

"NO YOU IDIOT. GEEEEEEEZZZZZZ OL' KID"

Voldemort blushed at the demons loud voice. He was such more bootyful irl than in the book....

Bill noticed this and blushed back at the roundness of his head... It was so shiny..... JUST LIKE GOLD.

CHAP 1 FINISHED LOLOL

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BTW I MISS ZAYN WHY DID HE DIE??? HE WAS SO THE BIGGEST PART OF 1D HE ALWAYS MADE MY DAY (LOL U C WAT I DID THERE???)

next chapter in aproximatly..................... some days........................ maybe.

(BTW BILL SAID I LUV ZAYN IF U LOOK CAREFULLY! ;D)

Thanks for reading, don't forget to rate and don't be shy to comment i know that my writting skills may intimidate you, but that doesn't mean I'm a bitch, you know....