Bill X Voldemort

The first kiss.......

Voldy sat on iz bed, fgasping relly ludly.

So dis was actuallly a dream heh? Voldy slowly sighed.

He wished dat Billly boy was here w/ him. That way, they culd have danceded irl....

"YYYY BILLL YYYYYY"

Voldy criedd ou loud.

He then cried 4 an hour coz he dunt have a life since da deaf of pOTTER, his only tru friend....

he than herd a soft, yet not soft at all voice dat he new well.

"AW COME ON V-DAWG. DUNT CRY MY BABY- I MEAN. U SDISKUSTING NOT SO FRESH MEAT BAL. HA. HAHA... AH....."

Voldy snapeded his head towards his luver, as a river of water was going downs his both cheeks, yeah.

"U.... U..... U....... U........ U....... U....... U..........................................................................U....... U really think im a disgustin meet balle?"

Bilz eyes (OOPS I MEAN EYE HAHAHA) wideneded in despair. beinf sad of making his lover- I MEAN MINION (Minions like dispicable meh, lolz lmao am i right or am i rite pepple??) SAD.

As voldemirt cried once agan, in pure sadenesse, Da mighty trianglular triangal go clozer.

"DON'T U DARE CRY VOLDY. DUNT U REMEMBAR DA DANCE???"

As voldemort glansed up, he waz met w/ the demon/angelz bootyful gaze.... lukin at ham w/ pure luv <3

He dan wiped u kno who's waterfalls tears carefully 2 nut pierce his pale cheeks he luved so much.

Then, the two guys (assuming dat bill iz a guy lol of curse his a guy y wuldn't he???) got closer and closer..... And closer...

And closer

And closar

An Coser

And closa

And clozer

And cooler

And clooserer....

AND THEN DE MOSTE BOOTYFUL THING HAPPENED.

THEY

KISSSSSEEDD!!!!! (How?? IDK. USE UR IMAGINATION SILLEH LOLOLOL)

THEY KISSED SPOOOOOO HARD THAT THE UNIVERSE ALMOST DIED COZ OF DA ROMANCE.

Bill rilly liked da kiss. it was so intense... evan tho he had already kissed a tree (LOL YES A PINE TREE U NO WAT IM TALKING ABUT U DIRTY PERVERTED PERSON READER THING), Dhat kissi felt lik nofin he ever experiense bfore. IT WAS LIK HAVEN N HALL TOGETHER (he would no as a demon/ half angel in dreems y'nkow)!!!!!!

On the other side of the pawerful kissi, Voldy was cryin again. butt dis time it waz bcose he felt so in luv w/ da demon. His hole body waz burning like blue fire (coz bill uses blu fire lolz) and his lips felt alive agan..... It made forget abut all off his fantasies about pOTTER. Bcose he read a lot of fanfics abut da 2 of them, lolololz. He den wondered if there waz a any fanfics of him and billz....... HE WONDEREDDED.

Then, they stopped starin into eachatoz eyez. their eyes combineded made a triangle. A LUV triangle.........

Then, Bill asked voldy DA question. in a soft n almost cruelely smexeh voice.

"V-dawg..... Vill u marry meh?...."

THE PLEASED VOLDEMIRT GASPODEDEDED.

"B. B-B....B B BILL......"

THEN, A LOUD NOISE GOT DA BOTH AF THEM OFF GUARD.

The dorrr slamming open w/ an angry/sade Bellatrix.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

FIN

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HERE IT IZ. DA SIxth chapter!!!! I CANT BELIEVE WE'VE WENT THIS FAR. Thank you for the support and the letterz all all da money. I thank you for noticing how great i truly am. LOOK I'M STARTING TO WRITE TYPOS BECAUSE IM SO EMOTIONAL. *cries a lot*

Alrite, now dat I want to cry a lil bit in da corner an dat i feeel better, im bak.

WAT VVILL HAPPEN IN DA NEXT CHAPTR??? WILL VOLDY SAY YES???

WILL BELLATRIX STLEAL U KNOW WHO FROM BILL???

YOULL FIND OUT IN DA NEXT CHAP.

ur welcome 4 da chapter,

I luv u all,

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