1) being healthy is slowest possible way of dying
2) dont text and drive signs on road are probably never seen by the people who do that
3) people who are blind are never scared of the dark , coz all they see is darkness(thats kinda creepy)
4) if you are great at something you are practicing you are practicing the wrong thing (pls tell me this was lmao)
5) we "use money grows on trees" to imply if it did we would all be rich, but food grows on trees/plants and we still have world hunger
6) you and your best friend wont be to each other's funeral
7) guiness book of world records probably holds record of most records recorded
a/n
i have a really nice source for these things
but they may run out of ideas lol
but some of them are mine too
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