1) if you print money for a living, you make money by making money (lmao)
2) humans have different blood types, so mosquitoes see us a different flavours
3) if a homeless person adopts a stray dog the dog is techinically still homeless
4) everybody celebrate birthdays, they celebrate that they are a year closer to death
5) sleeping in is considered lazy but sleeping early is considered good
6) every new born child has held the record of the youngest person alive
7) trees are solar powered( really)
8) a persons wife could be called his ex( im dumbfounded)
9) "did you die?" was never asked to a person alive before video games
10) there are places in your house you have never touched, example: inside the toilet pipe
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