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Enchanted au

Idea by FreckledFanficFreak

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"My son, listen to me.. I have checked my crystal ball and I see a vision with you as the focus.." -Mumza

"What!? Me?? Whats going to happen, mother?"

"You will be transported to a far away land, Vastly different from ours. There, you will see your love, your spouse, your partner. There will be conflict, bumps along the road, but! You will persevere and have a family with this person. Continue to be heroic and kind, they'll definitely fall for you then." -Mumza

"Thank you for this vision. I will do my best and come home with said spouse!"
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"Are we seriously taking this path again? It's icky.." -Tubbo

"Our car is still in repair bud, for now we have to take shortcuts."

"Hmph. We could go on the subway instead.." -Tubbo

"We live like, a few more blocks from your school, walking is faster."

"Uh dad? Stop for a sec-" -Tubbo

"Yeah?"

"Sorry, sorry hold on for a second. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"Do what exactly, my princess?"

"THE- THE SEWER THING, YOU CAME OUT CLEAN."

"Oh! I came out years ago! Pansexual if you're wondering."

"See dad? I told you it's ok! You should come out too!" -Tubbo

"That's not what i- no!"

Schlatt stressed out, puts tubbo down and stares at the guy that came out of the sewers.

He's too clean and sparkly to actually have walked around in the sewers, also, what the fuck was that pink dust?

Oh

Schlatt covers tubbo's ears

"Are you on drugs? Like, what kinda shit did you snort??"

"What!? Goodness no. My kingdom is very against those kinds of substances! But enough about me, how are you doing? Are you in distress, my princess?"

"Holy shit, shut the fuck up. You're definitely high."

"I am most certainly not! Let me tell you how I got here. I was packing for an adventure to find you! My princess. I was on my steed and I came across my enemy, Dream, while fighting, he threw me into a abandoned well and now here I am! Uhm.. where are we exactly?"

Holy shit
Schlatt can see that Wilbur wasn't joking
He was being serious.
He can't let this guy wonder around New York! He could get shanked! Or worse!

"Listen uhh, Wilbur was it? You can't stay here alone, saying shit like that, K? You have to come with me, were good people and we can keep you safe."

"Yeah! Dad has trouble cooking and cleaning, we need extra help too!" -Tubbo

"Tubbo don--"

"Alright alright, I will follow you, my fair gentleman, to your home!"

"Don't say it like that, you sound like a creep."
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"So.. what you're telling me is that, he actually came from some fantasy world to come find YOU specificly because he's inlove?" -Ted

"Yeah yeah. He doesn't look high or drunk or anything like that, I made him take a breathalyzer test, he's clean."

"We cant tell anybody this, they might take him to an asylum." -Ted

"No shit. I think I'll let him stay here and teach him the modern world I guess?"

"Good idea, I'll tell Charlie about it and plan more stuff." -Ted

"Alright thanks, man. Call you tomorrow."
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"Sorry sorry! You caught me off guard with your sentence, sweetheart."

"It's because I'm not fucking finished. You can't wear those prince clothes anymore here. They'll probably think you're rich and kill you for money, this side of New York sucks but I'll show you the ropes."

"Oh goodness.. uhm.. since I'll be staying here a while, may I know my princess' name?"

"I'm not your princess, first of all, second of all, it's Schlatt."
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-Roach
(I love that movie, I think it was my first ever princess movie that I actually got attached too, I watched this before "Princess and the frog" and "Mulan" obviously)