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Ashtray POV:
See the thing about having kids is poop, how the hell do you fuckin change a diaper? shit man i didnt even know baby poo until they like 2 atleast. Now this shit was nasty as fuck. Y/n went out for work and now im stuck with Aaliyah, now dont get me wrong i love my baby but her poo smells like the garbage

I facetime Lexi seeing as she was at her moms house right now

"hey bud, you okay?" She says but slowly stops seeing my concerned face

"no everything is not okay. i dont know what to do, Y/n is at work and Aaliyah took a fat shit"

"holy, ok Ash first get the baby and put a blanket and lay her down on there"

I stand my phone on the fruit basket so she can see what in doing while i carefully take Aaliyah and place her on the blanket

"holy shit this stinks" i say plugging my nose

"dada" she says all gigglin n shi
I swear my heart melted

"awww" i hear lexi say

"ok now remove the diaper and wipe her butt" she says slowly

I remove the diaper to be met by an enormous fart

"HOLY SHIT LEXI IM GONNA DIE THIS SHIT FUCKIN STINKS OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO" i say screaming, Aaliyah looks at me observing my face before giggling

"oh calm down it was funny, ok when your done wiping her, wrap the used diaper and put it in the garbage

"oh hell no, i aint touchin that shit" i say grossed out

"Ashtray" i hear lexi say sternly

"fine" i mumble irritated

I wrap it and throw it in the trash and wash my hands with 3 different soap bars

"gross"

"ok now put the new diapter under her but just on her waistline"

i obey what lexi says

"ok there now take the stick strands and wrap it around her waist"

oh how the fuck does Y/n do this

"see simple" i hear lexi say

I glare at her as i put Aaliyah's pants back on and carry her but not before hanging up

Her hands cup by cheek before she starts pinching my cheek slightly

her eyes close slightly before she puts her head on my chest, i take her to the couch but not before taking Fez's shit off the couch

I lay down gently and plop her on my chest and put the blanket over us and let sleep take over as i wrap my hands securely around this stinky baby.

(A/n; STOP I LOVE THIS)

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