Main pairing: Yamaguchi Tadashi x Tsukishima Kei
Other pairing(s): Shobio (Kageyama x Hinata)
Warnings: None
Time: Their 2nd year
Notes: None
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*i just AEEEEEEEAAAAEAEAEAEEAE sometimes, y'know? -yamaguchi*
-Participants: Yachi, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Tsukishima, Kageyama-
Tsukishima: men don't belong in the kitchen
Yachi: EXCUSE YOU WTF YOU MISOGONYSTIC
Yachi: MISOGYNOSTIC
Yachi: MISOGYNISTOC
Yachi: WOMEN HATING MAN
Tsukishima: *misogynistic
Yachi: YES THAT WORD
Tsukishima: as i was saying
Tsukishima: men don't belong in the kitchen
Tsukishima: well tbh i don't care about any other men
Tsukishima: but yamaguchi certainly does not.
Tsukishima: he belongs in my arms :)
Tsukishima: (also bcs he can't cook shit)
Tsukishima: and if he is in the kitchen it's because he's eating whatever masterpiece i made for him while i watch him smile
Tsukishima: asjdkahsdkadhakdhasdhkasjzcxaszjx
Tsukishima: I AM A BIG DUMB FART BRAIN
Tsukishima: ADKJASDHKAJSNMXC HUAKBSJMXZNM
Tsukishima: sorry about that
-Tsukishima has deleted 3 messages-
Tsukishima: he got flustered and did some weird shit
-Yamaguchi has gone online-
Yamaguchi: I AM NOT FLUSTERED
Yamaguchi: FUCK OFF TSUKISHIMA KEI
-Hinata and Kageyama have gone online-
Hinata: WTF
Hinata: WE WERE STUDYING WITH YACHI
Hinata: AND SHE JUST STARTED SQUEALING????????
Hinata: LIKE A
Hinata: LIKE A
Kageyama: skuirel
Hinata: EXACTLY LIKE A SKUIREL
Hinata: THANK YOU BABE
Kageyama: np :)
Tsukishima: it's pronounced squirrel you dumb shits
Yachi: YOU'RE DATING TOO?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!
Hinata: WHO ELSE IS DATING!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Yamaguchi: tsukki and i are
Yamaguchi: lol i think that's why yachi was squealing
Hinata: OMG CONGRATS GUYS!!!
Yamaguchi: thanks :)
Yamaguchi: you too!!
Hinata: THANK YOU
Tsukishima: glad to see my advice worked
Kageyama: it actually didn't lol
Kageyama: i was too much of a pussy to do what you told me
Kageyama: so i ended up just blurting everything out
Kageyama: it felt like regurtitating
Tsukishima: oh
Yachi: (good use of vocabulary kags!!)
Kageyama: (thx yachi)
Tsukishima: well ig if it worked for you
Yamaguchi: OMG KEI U GAVE HIM ADVICE ON HOW TO CONFESS!?!?!??!?!?!
Tsukishima: yeah lol
Tsukishima: it was how i'd have confessed to u if u hadn't done it first :/
Yamaguchi: OMG WHAT
Yamaguchi: KAGS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PULL THAT OFF
Tsukishima: ur right lmaooooooo
Kageyama: fuck u
Yamaguchi: no ty :)
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