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Geto: can you turn on the lights?

Gojo: I don't need to. Your the only light in need in my life!~

Geto: Gojo I can't fucking see!
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Gojo: I didn't quite catch your name.

Geto: I didn't quite throw it.
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Geto: what are the rules of monopoly?

Shoko: if the game last over 4 hours you have the legal right to kill the person how asked to play.

*Geto and Shoko turn to look at Gojo*

Gojo, nervously: you guys wanna play clue instead?
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Gojo: I have come up with another great plan!

Shoko: what is it?

Gojo: I'm going to fuck your mom!

Geto: what?!

Gojo, pulls out a microphone: I'm. Going. To. Fuck. Your. Mother.
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Geto: I slept on it, like you said, I took a hot shower and I did some stretches.

Gojo: and?

Geto: I still think we should kill them all.

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