Oh my god do you know what time it is!? Thats right...
CURSED INCORRECT S*htposting M E M E S!!!
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
lord of the salt and floof: Mel:why do salty this isn't you. Ganz:SHUT UP!
3 Timelines later: Shadow:mel can you pass the salt? *Mel proceeds to throw ganz across the table* Ganz:what the fuck Mel!? Mel:that's what you get for being salter than my fries. Shadow:yep a normal Wednesday.*drinks from a cup*
Dominance Shadow:*Eldrich screeching* Mel:*screeching* Y/n:should we stop them? Ganz:i want to see who wins.
Papyrus:you're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Y/n:wait three? Papyrus:yes. Shadow:s*ht. Ganz:holy s*ht Mel fell off!
Vast wasteland Shadow:BEHOLD,the field in which my fucks are grown and behold that it is barren!
Shadow's life in a nutshell Shadow (1month):ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu- Age 5:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- Age10:uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- Age:15cccccccccccccccccccccccccc- Age20:ccccccccccccccccccccccc- Present:kkkkkkkkkkkkkk! (A PAINFULLY long f*ck my lifeism!you'll see why soonish)
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
Emotions
Shadow:do you want to talk about your emotions Mel? Mel:no. Ganz:i do. Mel and Shadow:I know ganz. Ganz:im sad. Mel:I know,ganz. Alternative: Y/n:Shadow im sad. Shadow:*holds out arms*there there,y/n. Ganz:Mel I'm sad. Mel*nodding crossed arms*:mood.
God Shadow:running on caffeine one minute of sleep crippling depression and a oreo and im ready to fight god- *looks at god papyrus* Shadow*ear rape*:OR BECOME HIM! (Headcanon:Shadow can scream louder than Jacksepticeye but it hurts his lungs afterwards.)
Shadow's relationship with his twin.
Shadow *5 years old*:Dad,there's a monster beneath my bed my god its the gross disgusting thing I've seen in my life! Phantom*on the the bottom bunk also 5 years old*:we're twins,you idiot. And that's why Shadow has his own room in the basement,lol. (Phantom is nonbinary gender's are mostly BS anyways.)
That's it for now sorry for the wait life issues but I'm ok now.(im not really okay but I'll manage.)
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
