Episode 1 ꒰ Part 3 ꒱

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by Mouchiee_Official

by Mouchiee_Official

"Text" - Normal Talk
'Text' - Thinking
text - saiki narrating
text - the screen
"text" - Author/me talking

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Soon afterward, i started walking when i was one month old

Then the screen showed saiki walking on air

Everyone was once again stunned on how saiki was walking in mid air, LITTERLY air, "What the hell?!" student said, "WOAH" Student 3 said, "Ayy, my buddy is awesome" Nendou said.

"Were out, i cant cook without wine, kusuo??" saiki mom said.

i ran my first errand, My mom finally started to worry about me, now you'd think after a year of this 'weirdness' they take me to get tested, but my folks are kinda weird themselves

"Tested?! I don't want that happening to me!" kaidou yelled, "Hmm, Only after a year, they'd only noticed now" aren said looking at saiki to confirm it, Saiki nod.

"I'm pretty sure he stole this rice wine" Saiki mom said, "We'll go pay them back tomorrow, there is time" saiki dad said, Not to mention lazy saiki narrating coldy.

"Maybe your dad was tired from working maybe that's why he's lazy" Teruhashi said once again doing her kind smile, "oh wow..." students said, 'Tf no, He's really lazy, yare yare....' saiki though.

"Awh little psychic boy, he did after all!" saiki mom said.

They can still act like 'lovebirds' and they take everything in stride, including me and all my weird powers

So time rolled on fast, I become the person you now a high school student, As you saw with floating car o still have my superpower, i can bend spoon like a good psychic and i can win corporate giveaway i want, my life is a 'Dream' come true

"Ofc!!!" Student 1 said, others agree, "With those superpower, you can get everything you want!!!! Money, Fame everything saiki!" student 9 said gazing at saiki, 'Yare yare, no litterly no' saiki thought.

This is what were thinking right? well let me drop some truth bombs

"Huh?", "What do you mean saiki?", "Truth bombs, isn't having powers cool?" that was everyone saying to saiki.

Bending spoons makes ot harder to eat anf winning free popsicle just lead to stomach ache. hes the 'happiest' boy alive that boy can have anything and do anything. WELL. THATS. DEAD. WRONG

IM THE UNHAPPIEST BOY ALIVE, A BOY WHO HAS 'NOTHING' TELEPATHY, PSYCHOKINESIS, X RAY VISION, PRECOGNITION, TELEPORTATION, CLAIRVOYANCE, ETC ETC

Everyone just staring at the screen blanky speechless while others were wide eyes open,

"I take everything back" Student 5 said, "I didn't know you were blunt saiki" Aren, "Dont worry saiki! I the Jet Black Wings will help ya Appreciate our powers!!" Kaidou said.

Sure i can do all of those things,

*insert what saiki is going to say next because im tired okay, its midnight*

Sure i never get angry or sad about anything but that just mean there's no joy or thrill in my life either, Maybe i should focus on the bright side though, no drama means things are always peaceful for me, and it isn't bad.

When everyone heard this part, they were shock, saiki didn't felt joy nor sad and angry, Everyone was now looking at saiki, 'Stop staring, i hate attention' saiki thought.

Toritsuka patted saiki's back, "Dont Worry saiki! I'll invite you to a gym as a special member and we'll both work hard!" Hairo said with passion, 'Yeah, no thanks hairo' saiki thought.

'Where the hell is he' saiki dad thought, "Hm, Kusuo Welcome home my son, your running kind of late today!" saiki dad said.

"Saiki, Why's your dad outside?" Aren said, "MAYBE Its the Dark Reunion?! They told saiki dad to sit outside to trick saiki" Kaidou yelled, 'Yare yare, Kaidou in his 8th grade syndrome again' saiki thought.

"whys dad sitting in front of the house?"saiki said

"that didn't answer my question" aren said.

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