(Mostly) Bench trio headcanons!:D

Incorrect quotes #3?:)

Hello (I need name for my non-existing readers, so from now on you are a raindrop(ironic i know)) Raindrops time no see huh? Well here I am, enjoy!
~Rain

Tubbo: Have I ever told you that you're cooking skills are good?
Ranboo: Oh uh no?
Tubbo: Exactly, why do you keep cooking?

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Ranboo: FOUR MONTHS.
Tommy: What are they talking about?
Tubbo: It's not that big of a deal-
Ranboo: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS

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Tubbo: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Ranboo fast give me your credit card
Ranboo, giving the card: Oh uh here
Tubbo, pocketing it: Thanks, now Tommy kick down the door

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(Not benchtrio but here)

Phil: while I'm gone, Wilbur you're in charge
Wilbur: YES!
Phil, whispering to Techno: You're secretly in charge, but I didn't want to dissapointed Wil
Techno: Obviously (Read this in Snape's (hp) voice, I dare you)

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(Dsmp)

Ranboo: What's up guys? I'm back
Tubbo: What the fu- You can't be here, you're dead! Sam literally killed you!
Ranboo: Death is a social construct

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Tubbo: Okay, truth or dare?
Ranboo: Truth
Tubbo: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ranboo:
Ranboo: Dare
Tubbo: Go to bed
Ranboo: I don't like this game.

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Ranboo: You're my platonic partner and best friend, I would do everything for you
Tubbo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule
Ranboo: Absolutely not

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Tommy: What are your goals?
Ranboo: To pet all the dogs
Tommy: No I mean like your fitness goals
Ranboo: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs

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Ranboo, petting a cat: awh aren't you a cute little guy, with your pretty eyes and soft hair
Tubbo: Are you cheating on me!?

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Ranboo: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Tubbo: Wednesay
Ranboo: Not what had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Ranboo: I'm 10 times funnier than you!
Tommy: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Ranboo: Jokes on you I can't do math

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Ranboo: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Tubbo: What did you do op?
Ranboo: A MISTAKE

(Im going to be honest with you guys, this was so hard to read)

Well that'll be it, BYEE