Helloo, enjoy this extra long chapter! (ignore the struggles in the beginning-)
~Rain
Ranboo: Don't worry, I've got a plan.
Tommy: alright.
Ranboo: TraitorSayWhat?
Tubbo: Excuse me?
Ranboo: What?
Tommy:
Ranboo:
Ranboo: No wait-
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Tommy: HELP! I TOLD TUBBO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Ranboo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Ranboo: How's the prettiest person here~?
Tubbo: I don't know, how are they~?
Ranboo, flustered: I-
Tommy, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Tubbo: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Tommy: You people already know too much about me.
Ranboo: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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tubbo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
tommy: You did WHAT–
ranboo: William Snakespeare
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tubbo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, tommy?
tommy: ... No.
ranboo: I do!
tubbo: I know, ranboo.
ranboo: I'm sad!
tubbo: I know, ranboo.
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tubbo: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
tommy: tubbo no.
ranboo: Mistlefoe.
tommy: Please stop encouraging him.
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tubbo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
tommy: If?
ranboo: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
--
tubbo: Hey tommy,
tommy: Yes?
tubbo: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
tommy:
tommy: Where's ranboo?
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tubbo: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
tommy: *turning to ranboo* How tall are you?
--
*The group is getting into the car*
tubbo: I'm driving.
tommy, out of view: Shotgun!
ranboo, turning to face tommy: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except tommy: WOAH-
tommy, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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tubbo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
tommy: Wasn't ranboo with you?
ranboo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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tubbo: If tommy and I were drowning, who would you save?
ranboo: You two can't swim?
tommy: It's a hypothetical question, ranboo! who would you save?
ranboo: my time and effort.
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tubbo: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
tommy: Just rip the bandage off.
tubbo: It's ranboo.
tommy: Put the bandage back on.
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tubbo: I told tommy his ears flush when he lies.
ranboo: Why?
tubbo: Look.
tubbo: Hey tommy! Do you love us?
tommy, covering his ears: No.
ranboo:
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tubbo: Are you sure this is the right direction?
tommy: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
ranboo: In that case, we're definitely lost.
VOUS LISEZ
(Mostly) Bench trio headcanons!:D
FanfictionAs the title says, mostly bench trio headcanons, and there might be some incorrect quotes too!:) ---(sorry for any typos, or incorrect grammar)
