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ahaha look who it is. look who started writing again. yeah anyways

so anyways. in case you didn't read the description, the basic plot of this story is that techno, wilbur, and tommy show up to the hospital with a not-so-believable story, are called compulsive liars, and are packaged off to go be fostered by philza minecraft. as you do. it's not as bad as it sounds

yeah ok so. don't read this if you're not ok with the general themes of people not being believed, murder, kidnapping, illegal shit y'know, manipulation, etc. it's not super light shit. tws and stuff will still be above chapters but that sort of stuff is a bit intrinsic and therefore not really skippable

for my own sanity, i don't warn any mentions of murder, kidnapping, gaslighting, manipulation, blood, injury, death, etc. that's not something i have the will power to do anymore, and honestly, if you can't handle any of that being just mentioned, then you really shouldn't be reading this. actual descriptions or depictions of that sort of thing will definitely be warned.

also, hey, people who haven't read my stories before, i've got like one big boundary and that's it. please do not threaten characters as if you're talking to them (ex. "i'm going to kill you") it's not fun to receive in my inbox so please just talk more about a character you choose to threaten, not to them, so like, "grr, i'm going to kill asten" or whatever. thanks

update schedule on this won't be consistent because adhd grabs me by the ears and goes "rawr, no object permanence! no motivation!" so yeah don't pester me about that. the best way to get me to work is to leave funny comments because then i remember that this exists

ok that's all go read my shitstorm now

SHIT I FORGOT TO GET A COVER I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE MAUI GOOMBA PICTURE I'LL FIX IT TOMORROW

(he did not, in fact, fix it tomorrow.)

ok i did actually fix it it just took two months, a google search of "thunderstorm in forest", and a press of "save image" and now we're here. why did something so simple take me so long to do

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