High Tide ||John B Routledge X Reader|| (Outer Banks)

Part 14

He walked out of the dressing room in khakis and and white button up finished off with a pink bow tie.

"Aw,you look like your ready for the middle school dance"I said trying to hold back my laughter

"I look like a I got kicked out of the barbershop quartet"He said

"Mr.Ike,what about seersucker"I asked

"I'm not wearing seersucker."

"Excellent choice"Mr.Ikes agreed

"Maybe a pink button down with some Bucks"I suggested

"Bucks?Whats a buck?"He asked

"I'll get a pair"Mr Ikes walked away

"Shh"I put my finger to my mouth.
"Just accept your fate"I said

Mr.Ikes brough over a pair of Bucks and John B went back into the dressing room.

I knocked on the door after waiting for what what felt like forever.

"Nope, not coming out"He said

"Why not"I asked

"Because you're probably gonna buy it

"Yeah,well your not wrong"I agreed before opening the door.

He was looking at himself in the miror.

"Were you checking youself out"I asked

"No,I wasn't checking myself out"He said quickly putting on the pants.

"Relax John B, it's not like i've never seen a boy in underwear before"I laughed at the embarassed look on his face.

He tilted his head,looking at me as he put on the button up.

"I have a brother, get your head out of the gutter,John B"

He rolled his eyes before walking out of the dressing room to look at his outfit.

"Snazzy"I joked

"Oh man,"He said looking at hismelf

"pull ur fly up"I said closing the dressing room door.

"got it"He said zippering it up.

"Honestly,if someone saw me in this--"

"They would roast the shit out of you."

"Yeah."He agreed

"Good thing this is a secret mission,we need to assume another idenity,we probably shouldn't even be using our real names"I shrugged

"Yeah.So we need aliase.What are you thinking"He asked

"Mmm...Vlad...from Vienna"I suggested
"Whats mine"

"Valerie from Quebec."

"Mm Valerie from Quebec?"

"Parlez-vous françias"He nodded

"Oui Oui,monsieur.Et toi?"I asked

"No.No,thats it"He said."So,since you get to dress me, I'm feeling all spiffy.I get to dress you"He said

"Bring it"I agreed

I went into the dressing room and changed into a pink dress.

"Wow,it looks great.It looks like a soccer mom's first outing"He joked

I sighed before walking back into the the dressing room. The next dress was purple,and the sleves were very confusing.

"How do I put this on"I asked walking out