*Reader POV*
I woke up to the smell of shit and then I heard someone squeal like a dwaeji.
Am I on a farm?
I finally manage to open my eyes and look to the left of me to see this gross, ginger hairy man picking his ass and next to him his twink of a boyfriend.
"E....e...excuse m....me sir?" I say quietly because I'm terrified.
He looks at me with his crusty, pink eyed-eyes and says
"Hey, queen *tongue pop* you're finally awake, care for some root beer?" He says passing me a warm can that smelled of piss
"Oops wrong one" he said and winked at me
He then took his finger out of his asshole and rummaged around his bad looking for another can
"I'm Okay th..thanks, could you tell me where we are?" I ask
His twink boyfriend says "we're heading to Korea to collab with nickacado avocado and trisha paytas"
I then realised we were on a plain thousands of miles above the ground then I took another look at the disgusting man and asked
"A-are you that youtube who is racist and fucked their cat?"
He just scream burps and ignores you
This is gonna be a long flight.......
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FanfictionThis is a Fanfiction related to Oli London but in a better way I won't spill the tae but this isn't to make any hatred towards anyone. Rate my Oli London drawing tho! 😜
