Oily Lotion

Salannghaeee Oppaarr

*Reader POV*

We finally arrived in South Korea. I had nothing. Nothing.

I exit the airport and walk around

I then stumbled upon this massive building that reads out "Jinhit Entertainment"
I was amazed. Maybe South Korea wasn't going to be the worst. yet again I am still homeless

I see a man with 2 security guards latched to both his arms and her was holding a cardboard cutout too. The guards throw him to the ground and rip the cutout from his hands and go back into the building. The man is on his knees in tears and I hear him shout
"Give me back my Jimin Oppa!!"

Wait...he speaks English?

I run over to the man and compliment his amazing outfit and told him he looked just like the cutout.

"That's because it was a cutout of me," he said standing up proudly

"Wait are you Jimin? I looked at him. I was still slightly dizzy from being struck by the couch so I couldn't see straight.

"Yup its me jimin, anneyong!" He said with a smile

I lowkey fangirled and told him everything that happened back home and how I didn't have anywhere to stay,

"You can live with me as you are a big fan and I love my fans, SALANGHAE!" he said

I never knew Jimin was this good at English, he also had a strong accent which was strange but I'm sure he's just faking it to comfort me

                                                                       -Time Skip by a few months-

I woke up on the couch of a rotted, smelly, small apartment

I honestly thought jimin had more money than  this

There's some strange girl who sleeps in the bathtub, she told me her name was frenchy or something like that

Jimin had told me he had 2 big surprises for me when he gets home

"anneyong princess" he says walking in with the shopping

"Hi oppaaar" I say smiling at him

H sits down next to me and his face goes serious.

"I have something........well 2 things to tell you" he says looking me in the eyes

I nod my head for him to continue

"Well remember that night when we got a little....y'know....and we slept together"

I nodded and gave him a look of concern

"well you may be pregnant" he said

I burst into tears of happiness and gave him the biggest hug ever.

"I can't believe it!!" I squealed while still hugging him (He smelled tho)

As we were hugging he says

"also btw I'm not jimin"

I pulled back from the hug and got furious.

"Y-your not jimin....." I say filled with rage

"No, my name is oily lotion, and really do love you and want us to raise this child togeth-..."

I didn't even let him finish his sentence. I ran towards the kitchen and picked up the mini-fridge that held all of our food in it and I LAUNCHED it across the room and it struck him right in plastic-filled face and he collapsed.

He was dead ~