!Orphaned! please don't call me mother // Technoblade

¹¹When pigs can fly

Once we registered the quest Techno and you went over to ava's smithy, to your surpised on her worktable was a full set of chainmail armor merged with netherite

'Netherite,, NETHERITE? LIKE THE NETHERITE NOT EVEN SOME KINGS CAN AFFORD?'
You were rightfully shocked, well, you should've expected this honestly, the man who suddenly adopted you carries a pure golden crown everywhere for fucks sake

Techno helped dress you in your new armor set and despite there being heavy chainmail on you, you felt as light as ever

"Ava enchanted it too, you're way too weak for normal armor kid"
He mocks you lightheartedly, you grumble in response

"Gehdajd"
"What did you say about my hair?"

As you and Techno have a silent insult battle Ava sets down a mirror infront of you

(Its okay if you picture y/n differently, im just showing the fit they have)

"So do ya like it kid!"
Ava asks cheerfully, you nod as you examine yourself

Whenever you move even if its just a milimeter the armor's color shifts and glows, maybe you could've used the armor as a mirror itself, with it on you felt your ego growing

'With this maybe I can take that pighead on'
You thought foolishly, Techno smacks your head, probably reading your mind through your facial expressions

"You look cool kiddo, but know, defense means nothing if they can get through it"
You grimly nod and readjust yourself

"Now"
"Since we've gotten everything why don't we get some bacon?"
You lighten up and laugh

"Gews!"
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You and Techno are standing on a cliff,,,, WAIT HOW TF DID WE GET HERE

'WQWAHA????"
"Don't worry y/n Phil taught me himself how to maneuver an elytra"
This dumbass pig walks over to you and picks you up

'PUT ME! DOWN! ID RATHER HIKE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN PLEASE'
"BWAH!BEAH! GREIWKSAK"
"Don't be such a cry baby we won't fall"

Apparently instead of hiking down the mountain to go hunt boars, Techno decided to go to a random cliff and fly off of it

'PUT ME DOWN! I'LL TRUST YOU WHEN PIGS CAN FLY'
"GWHAHDNS BLURIWJD OAPNS"

"Heh! Exactly what im trying to do here y/n"
He says while walking backwards slowly, without a second to spare he sprints towards the edge of the cliff and jumps

"GWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
You scream

The both of you rapidly fall, almost hitting the ground before the wings on his back spread, in a split second you went from plummeting to soaring

"GWAHSH"
"SEE Y/N! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT"
He yells as you fly over the village below, spotting niki waving over to you as she brushes carl's mane

You quickly move on from familiar roads to an unfamiliar dense forest, Techno dodging trees and branches, barely letting you register whats infront of you before he moves again

Soon you see a little hut with a swamp near it, Techno slows down and floats gracefully to the ground with you in his arms, you landed on muddy and uneven ground, causing you to slip a little, but Techno catches you right on time

"So? Want to fly again later"
You look up to the man and see a smug smirk on his face

"Gwehghg"
'never again in my life.'

He just laughs and pats your head

"Lets use ender pearls next time then"
'ender whats?'

Before you can ask you hear a door opening
"Ohoho! Traveler! Have you come to vanquish the boars from my swamp?"
A skrunkly looking dude came out from his hut to greet us

"Yep, so where are they?"

"Well travelr the boars were suppose to stay south and far away from my swamp and I, however I heard a disturbance came prancing around over ther so they changed course and headed near my humbled abod-"

"I asked where they were."

The man stopped his ramble and just meekly said "theyr west from here"

Techno just nodded and started walking towards west, you just followed in his stead looking back at the strange man

"Be wary travelr! I saw somethings a happening with the boars! They're not normal!"

And with that Techno and you disappeared into the forest