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by Ocelot-WOF

by Ocelot-WOF

King Dedede: Ah shit, I forgot.
Meta Knight: Forgot what?
King Dedede: How do you expect me to answer that?

Magolor: so you like cats?

Marx: yeah

Magolor: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Magolor: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
B.W dee: Marx and Meta Knight were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Magolor: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Marx: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

King Dedede: Damn, B.W dee, are you secretly cool?
B.W dee: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
King Dedede: I do not.

Meta Knight: What's up with Magolor? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Kirby: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Meta Knight: Why?
Kirby: Marx smiled at them.

Marx, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Magolor, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
B.W dee: What the heck are you guys doing?
Marx: Playing systemic oppression.

King Dedede: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Magolor: Technically a mix of green and blue?
King Dedede: So blurple.
Magolor: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
King Dedede: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
Magolor: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

Marx: I'm in love with you.
Magolor: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Marx: I know.
Magolor: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Marx: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Susie: What's wrong with you??
Marx: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Taranza: No, they mean other than that.
Marx: Ohhhhhh.
Marx: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Marx: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Taranza: I don't have pupils.

Magolor: Would you take a bullet for me?
Taranza: ...yes?
*Meta Knight angrily burst into the room*
Magolor: *running away* Great, thanks!

Marx: Magolor, you love me, right?
Magolor: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

Magolor: I didn't drink that much last night.
Kirby: You were flirting with Marx.
Magolor: So what? They're my partner.
Kirby: You asked if they were single.
Kirby: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

King Dedede: Truth or dare?
Magolor: Dare.
King Dedede: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Magolor: Hey Taranza?
Taranza, blushing: Yeah?
Magolor: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Marx. (fun fact, its actually meta knight but magolor refuses to kiss anyone else)

Magolor: I'm this close to falling in love with Marx.
B.W dee: Your fingertips are touching.
Magolor: Exactly.

Marx: We're getting married, bitches!
Magolor: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Marx: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.