Kirby random stuff

-Gem apple smoothies- part 3, the sus chapter

No POV

"so uh... how was your day?" Magolor asked awkwardly. they were sitting in a cramped room, on a bed. "uh.. lemme think. so i asked my BF, magolor about making gem applesauce. he said yes and so we made it, then gave it to king dedede. then we got sentenced to a dungeon for a day. alone." marx grumbled. "B-BOYFRIEND?!" magolor scream-asked "huh? what, no, bf as in best friend!" marx said, flustered. "ok ok good." "and then i had this dumb conversation." "uh so uh marx.. i kindve have something to confess." "what?" "im uh.. im not straight" "cool. me neither." magolor was suprised by his calm reaction.. like, no, he didnt expect 'EW THATS GROSS!' but like.. cool. me neither? wait, HIM TOO?! "WUT?!" magolor pulled on his ears "i dont like women. theyre pissy." "oh. okay- well uhm glad thats out. to someone.." marx looked at magolor.. he looked and sounded calm but for SOME reason he was glad magolor was intrested in guys too. why he was glad, he had no idea. "when did you realize, y'know."  "when did i meet you?" marx blushed like crazy. "OMG YOUR SO FUNNY- I WAS JOKING!" magolor laughed like crazy and smiled under his scarf. except.. it was around that time. how strange. how U N R E L A T E D (denial.) NOTHING IS RELATED ABOUT THAT--- "your thinking out loud." "AH!" magolor pulled on his ears and accidently slid off his hood. "this is soo awkward." marx said. "im so glad you dont have hands! youd probably be petting me if you did!" "what makes you think that?" "im a fluffy cat." "then say nya." "what?! no!" "or ill eat you~" "f-fine! nya." "MORE EMOTION!" "N-Nya~!" "your sus." "you made me say it!" "pfft, what else am i gonna do? play a board game?" "damn. your weird-" "then why did you say it?" "you F o R c E d me!" "i may go hungry." "im not on the goddamn menu, bitch!" "i have an idea. we could try to escape" "oh, yeah." magolor sounded a little crestfallen for some reason he could not explain. was he enjoying this?? "w-wait. you were being sexist when you said women were pissy!" "in relationships." "no bitches." "shut the fuck up-" "dude im joking" "why are you so scared of me?" "umm... i guess im just nervous." "you get nervous around me? why?" marx asked, smirking. "i dont know its so cramped in here- your also hungry! i dont know if you'll randomly decide to eat me-" "i would never eat you- mabye your hand though." "welp, gotta come up with a new threat then~" "okay. ill tell them you said nya with barely any argument!" "dude, stop with the blackmail, for real!" "nah." "well, if you wanna talk about something.. one of my favourite actors, dwayne johnson, died recently." "why?" "he died from ligma." "whats ligma???" "ligma balls!" magolor burst into laughter and marx did too. "so he didnt die?" "nah." suddenly the door burst open with king dedede at the other side. "you guys are weird. get out." "oh. the days over?" marx sounded just a tiny bit upset. "come get some fucking food." dedede ordered. they all walked/hovered to the dining hall. everyone was laughing their heads off. "you guys are ridiculous." taranza said as magolor sat between him and susie. "why?" "there was a monitor-" susie said "WHAT?!" "chill. only in the last 3 hours." taranza said, picking at his dinner. meta knight even looked like he was recently laughing.  suddenly, dedede said "so uh, you guys uh.. why is magolor so cringe?" "can we PLEASE talk about something else?!?" marx said, exasperated. gladly he was sitting beside meta knight and B.W dee, and they werent laughing nor talking about it. "im not cringe-" "dude. you said nya." "because marx said he would eat me if i didnt." "i was f-" B.W dee glares at him. "-unny" "i was really bored, thanks to dedede. no board games, even." "board games are sh-" magolor said from across the table, getting a glare from B.W dee as well. "-iny" "they suck. anyway, everyones done their food, so go to sleep." "yes. we have to go to bed." meta knight adds, since hes actually kindve respected. so they all went to bed.

Picture: magolor says nya.