Kirby random stuff

truth or dare but its my own dares and truths

marx: so, now that we're all gathered here, we must discuss the matter.

meta knight: you told me there was someone terrorizing the world?

magolor: lol no we're playing truth or dare!.

everyone glares at marx and magolor

magolor: so now the door is locked with magic!

(now the short names start: Meta: MK Magolor: MR Marx: M B.W dee: bandana Kirby: Kirb Taranza: T Susie: Sus King dedede: DDD dark meta knight: DMK Galacta knight: GK Gooey: G Adeleine: A Hyness: H The mage sisters, eldest to youngest: Zan, Flam, Fran DaRoach: DR)

MR: so whos going first?

M: ill go first then we'll go clockwise!

DDD: this better be fun.

M: so someone, anyone give me a dare!

Sus: Ill go. truth or dare?

M: dare! truth is for idiots!

Sus: i dare you to go get a bottle and declare we are playing spin the bottle. its just more fun. also get gooey, adeleine, dark MK, Galacta knight, DaRoach, The mage sisters, Hyness, AND pizza. 

M: fuck.

about an hour later, marx comes back with A L L of them. 

DMK: i fucking hate this, and everyone.

M: oh yeah, he brought SK. (shadow kirby)

SK: hello.

DR: i stole the pizza.

M: spin the bottle time!

(and now i transition into paragraphs!)

Marx spun the bottle and it landed on kirby. everyone said no, including marx. they actually kicked kirby out with bandana dee. they went to get ice cream. magolor looks releived.

 so now marx has to spin the bottle again. this time it lands on... *drumroll* magolor! magolor looks very embarrassed, and its very short. but marx is like, kinda a little bit wanting another? MUST BE N O T H I N G. 

anyway now magolor spins the bottle. it lands on meta knight. they kiss for a split second, then go to the bathroom to wash their mouths.

then meta comes back with no mask on. all the knights are forced to take of their masks, which means EVERYONE is squealing AWWWW!

Meta spins the bottle and it lands on DMK. oh, shit. they kiss for a millisecond, then go and make their mouths taste like soap. permanently. 

then DMK spins the bottle. it lands on taranza. dude, theirs no hate nor love or anything in that kiss. its emotionless. ok, mabye a TAD bit of hate. DMK hates everyone.

 taranza spins and it lands on susie. its not that awkward, at least. susie just gets a kiss on the cheek. shes mouthless. 

Susie spins and it lands on hyness. "juh?" they dont unhood hyness. also susie cant kiss, as i may have mentioned before. 

hyness spins and it lands on... gooey. they kiss and then just sit back down. 

gooey spins and lands on Ado. they kiss and then are both #scarredforlife ! 

then the game ends. because its night time. MKs gotta go put kirbs to bed. 

-THE END-