Creepypasta males x male reader

WOWZA CHAPTA ONEEEE UEUE

(ok so- uh..yeah just some TWs cause i care abt you guys- TW: drinking, rude ass mf, cussing, c r i n g e, s-s-s-s-s-stuttering, homophobia, milfs, sexual shiz, hookers/prostitute, the big sad)

I let out frustrated sigh. I would have to go to schol soon...i only had one frien (aweee pour bb(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞(っ◞‸◟c)) her name was stacy (mm wonder how her mom looks, eh?)she was the ony one who luved me ;m;. 

"Y/N GET YO STICKY BOOTY ICKY YUCKY TODDLER SMELLY FACK OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i could feel tears prick the corner of my eyes.

"No one understands me.." I grabb my airpods and blast MCR and fallout boi as i walk down the stairs. Dad mustve been drinking..

I saw a pasted out hooker sitting on the couch and and my uwu cat ears went down. he mustive frigged her last night. My tail went in bettween my legs nd i looked down (😿👉👈 nioooo bb boiiii ;m;)

"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w--ww--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-wh----whwat----what d-do y-you -n-n-n-need d-d-d-d-d--dd--d--d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-daddio..?"

"gept me a BeEer YoU quEeR BuTTtox!!! DEn GiT uR ass to ScHooLo!!!"

I neviously walk=ed over to the frig and grabbed a ber. "hHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH-H-H--H-H-H-JH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H--HH--H--herree r r yiouu goooo dd-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-a-daday.." I stuttered as i shakingly handed him his beer. 

He stocked my tail and i could feel me face flushh red and i ran off (NUU ME BBE....IM SOWWYYY) (good god..tf am i doing with my life?)

I cri as i ran two schol Y DOS DADDY HAT ME?!?!?! I WANNA NOT LIFE!!! i cri harder as i thot abt how me dady hate me and how i no wanna life anymoree.

sudenly i feel a big WHOOP  and i fells on2 the grond. then i SAW! CONNER!!!!!!! HE MY EVIL BULLY BUT HE ALSO HAWTTTTT (👨‍🦳👨‍🦳😶😶🙄😫😫🥺🥺🥺🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀) 

"well lookie here..its the icky gay furi cat boi-" I could feel him put his face near minr and i blush "you stuppid (insert gay slur)" (i dont feel comfy actually typing a gay slur, they make me veryyy uncomfy- so uh..yeah- sorry? idk lol) I could feel my ears instantly go down

"Beat his ass!" yelled one of segsy conners goons

I covered my face just as coneer liusfterd his hand to punhc me...

BUT SUDDENLY!!!!

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STACY STROPPED HIMMMM(UEWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWWU YASS BESTIEEEEE SUSUSUUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUUSUSUSUSUASUAUEUEUEWUUWUWUWUWU)  

"Hello conner the fuckface sent from cyber life" (I had to make the reference..i mean like..COME ON- the guys name is literally Conner-) Suddenly stacy punch his nose and he bled. 

"ImMA KILL YOU BASTARDS FOR DISSS GRRR BARK BARK"yell SEGSY conner!

"T-thak stacy...-y[-y-y-y-y-you me bestie.."

"Yasss wer besti!!!! anyway we ave class les go and then tonite we have party you finna come wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

"iIIiIiI DUNNOOOOOOOOO EEeERrErErRTErRrRRrRrRrRR NoNON O-n-n-n-n-n-n-o one love me------k--i-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s--sad n-n-n-neko boi "

"BUT BESTOEEEE WE GATTA GOOOOO THERE WILL BE TIDDY AND DICKKKKK HHHHHHHH"

"you so honry stacy.."i mummbled "f0-f-f--f-f-fine..i w-w-w-ill go.."

YASSSS THANK " SHE yelled and ran off

(uuuuwuwuwuwuwuw time skipy bc scol LAME!!) 

i walk home ammd felt scared i felt lik someone watch me. i siver nervously....HHHH i was SO scarewd!!!!

I look around and me tail twitchj...what tghe? io ask meself as i see some strange tall pale octopussy thingfgyyy.

Scared i RAN!!!! and plyus i ad tpo get redy for PARTY!!! WHOOP EHOOP!!

I snuck in  house and dad sleep he mustive bee pas out!!1 ioooo i safe fo now..

i get dress in  FEMBOI MAID OUTFIT!!!!!! and make sure i look nise. i look in mirror..

WOW! I SOOOOO SEXU!!!! i snuk out through window and ran over to wher stacy said she would pick me up. 

I saw heeer car and walked up and WOAH!!!!

STYACY'S MOM WAS THERE!!!

AND I GAY BUT STACY MOM IS HUBBA HUBBA!!! STACY'S MOM GOT IT GOIN' ON WHOOP WHOOP!!

I hop in car and stacy mommi sorry mommy sorry mommys brot us 2 PARTY!!!

"bye" i say tp her mom and i walk in party and WOAH!! A LOT OF PPL!!!! I PARTY AND HAVE FUN BUT THEN....

FBVVFDBD

BULLY CONNER THRW ALCOHOL FRUTIY PUNCH ON MEEE HHHHHHRRRRR!!! I WAS SO ANGYYYY I WANTED TO SHANK THIS MF-

"GRRR" I YELL b4 i run off crying!!

i run in house and see DAD1!!! he awak and hold KNIFEEE!!!!!1!!!!

"yOUE THE readsoN MoMI dEd!!! You dIe!!!!'

he try to stab me but i stab hime!!! he die and i look around scared!!! blod covered me!!! but suddenly...house on fire!!!!! i run out back door and see strange tall boi agan!!!

i feel static!!! woahahhahahaha i felt dizzy!!!!!!! oh NOOOOO I FELL AND PASS OUT NOW!!!!

(uwuwzzz hope u enjoy!!! what gannna happen next?!?!?!😲😲😲😖😖🥵🥵😱😱 conner SO HAWT!!!)

(ok. yep. i wrote 725 words...on THIS...i could work on a actual story but noooo i work on this crap-..know what, screw it, imma actually make a full ass satire crackfic. so...enjoy?)