.....I WOKE UP!
"WOWZA! tat was one helluva drem! "
i sad outloaut for sum reason.
"Its not dream, you are my son and I am your daddy" Sad slendaddy-chan.
"Woah!" I yellped as I look aroud..then i see...HOT PALE MAN WITH FUGLY SMILE!!!! <3333
"OMG- R U JEFF THE STABY MAN~! I LOVE U PLZ F ME IN THE ASS!"
Jeff wiggle his sexy eyebrows at me and his eyeballs lit up "The one and only bb boi~"
I could alredy tell he was HAWT AS FUK! I squeel like fanboi I am and then i hear another voice.
"eHem! i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ii N-n-need more -w-w-w-w--ww--w-w-w-w-w-w-waffles!"
I look over and c sexy gogle man.
"EAT ME LIK ONE OF UR WAFFL TOBY BOI~!" I uwuwed/yelled at him
"CFVGBHJUHYG Y-YES BB D-D-D-D-D-D-D--DD-DADDY SEX BOI"
He yelled then we haev snex.
wen i woke up from our HARD ASS SNEx!!! I saw my tail and wolf ear or watveva dissapear! I now had big arse wings tho!! and horns! and a crownA and I WAS BRIGHT PRINK WITH GLOWING RED EYES AND I WAS ACTUALLY ULTRA RARE POKEMON KING OF HELL AND SON OF UR MAMAS BUSSY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I sCREAM! AND ALL SEXY BOIS RUN IN!
"Wht rong bb boi?!" ask jeff
"r u ok?!?!?!?!" aske ej even tho i dont think he even has been introduced yet but who tf cares.
I HAVE DEMPONA ESEXY EBOI EGIRL WING POG DABUSSY KING UWU OWO KING YAS POWERS!!!
they GASP!
and then homi liu was THERE! "GRRR BARK BARK UWUWUWUWUWU U OK?! U EXTRA POG RUFF RUFF!"
"I GOOD BB BOI~!" I MOAN OUT BC I WAS NOW PREGRANET!
and then...OFFENDER MAN WALK IN! "U R PREGNAT AND I AM THE DAD"HE YELL
"BYT IM A MAN?!" I YELL
"IDC, YOU FINNA HAVE A BABEY SHOOT OUT UR ASS"
AND THEN I STARTED TO GIVE BARTH
AND THEN I PASSED OUT FROM PAIN!
(help. im being held at gunpoint as I type this. Someone...anyone..please..save me..good god..i am going to hell.)
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Creepypasta males x male reader
Fanfictionsatire crackficccccccccc (Note: i will be making fun of shit that you seen in a lot of the more cringy creepypasta stories..so there will be some sensitive stuff..like yknow..the entire "my dad is angy and mean wah wah, oopsie, i killed himm..NOW TA...
