Living with the atkatsuki

Tour of the house: meeting my new team

As I walked out of the office, sasori was waiting outside.

"C'mon lets get you a room."

As we walked up 4 stair cases I saw an elevator. I glanced at it and Sasori said

"Move your lazy ass, Kira we are almost there."

Almost there my ass >_>. By the time we finally got to the 10th floor, I was exhausted.

"This is the living quarters." Sasori said monotonically.

There were 20 doors.

"It goes inorder from Pein,Konan,Tobi,Itachi, Deidara,Kisame, Kakuzu,Hidan,Zetsu, me, and finally you."

I was confused. This floor was freaking HUGE, and only for what about 10 people? "Um.. How big are the rooms"

"Approximately the size of one Penthouse."

.......

"K BYE" I said as I slammed the door in his face. Since I got a huge ass room, might as well as decorate it.

1 hour later (squidward voice)

After I got "accesorized" (Jesus JJ u hav shit spelling >_>) (shut up) I walked down the hallway. I saw deidara running around with something that looked like a stick of Dynanmite and drying to throw it at Hidan whilst yelling

"ART IS A BANG MUTHA FUCKA!!!" Hidan was unsucessfully running away, and thats when I heard

"Amaterasu." A beam of black flames flew towards the Dynamite..? and blew it up. Deidara flew into a wall, but was grinning and saying

"THAT WAS ART BITCHES!!!"

and Hidan was running into his room. He came out with a scythe and said

"Oi itachi. Deidara. This is the day when you two turn into freaking sacrifices."

I decided that everyone in the building including me was virtually insane as a fucking rangatang and ran out of the hallway before i could be convicted as a witness of murder.