messages // c.p [discontinued]

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Cole: Brooke please answer me I really really need you

Me: I'm here what's up??

Cole: Zoe just called me crying and begging me to forgive her and I just hung up on her

Cole: Oh my god what have I done I should have forgiven her I should have just taken her back

Me: Stop that right now

Me: You seem to have forgotten that she's done something extremely unforgivable!!! Like sleeping with Dana!!!!!!

Cole: I know I just miss her so so much

Me: Okay whenever you start missing Zoe you have to text me before you do anything stupid

Cole: Okay

Me: Promise?

Cole: Promise

Cole: Thank you Brooke

Me: Any time :)

Cole: Okay so what are you doing right now

Me: Babysitting my little brother

Cole: Aw okay that's cute, how old is he

Me: Threeeee

Cole: Omfg that's adorable what's he called

Me: Oscar

Cole: That's so cute

Me: Hahaha not really

Cole: I have an older sister but I don't see her too much

Me: Oh no why?

Cole: She doesn't live that close

Me: I'm sorry

Cole: Hahaha there's nothing to be sorry about

Cole: Okay I have a question, if you were to have a kid right now, what would you call it

Me: Ashton

Cole: Wow that was fast

Cole: Why Ashton???

Me: 5SOS

Cole: 5SOS????

Me: OMFG WHAT COLE PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING

Cole: Haha no?? I'm not

Me: I'M VERY SORRY BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN SPEAK TO YOU ANYMORE GOODBYE

Cole: WAIT NO BROOKE COME BACK

Me: How do you not know who 5SOS are Cole get your fuckinf priorities straight

Cole: Ohhhhhh

Cole: Are they the people who sang the underwear song???

Me: Uggghhhhhhhfgagahh

Me: Yes they are

Me: They have other songs

Me: At least we're getting somewhere

Me: I'm going to send you a picture and you pick your favourite okay

Cole: Yeah sure okay

* picture sent *

Cole: I like the one on the end

Cole: Not the one with the pen moustache the other one

Cole: The Asian one

Me: HE'S NOT FUCFINDHJSJ ASIAN

Cole: WOW OKAY I'M SORRY

Me: HE'S HALF KIWI HALF SCOTTISH

Cole: Heheh like the fruit

Me: Yes like the fruit

Me: And he's called Calum

Me: So what have we learnt today

Cole: 5SOS are a band that you like that sing the underwear song bUT THEY HAVE OTHER SONGS TOO and the one called Calum isn't Asian he's half Kiwi half Scottish

Me: Well done Coley Poley

Cole: Coley Poley?

Me: That's your new nickname

Cole: I like it :)

i've been listening to all the new songs from the tour today and now i'm sad bc they'll never come to england :(
and yes i did actually have this conversation about 5sos with someone