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🎩👰🏻‍♀️
far from the first person to draw this comparion but its Literally true
Kinda cool. I hope this vers isnt endangered but i dont have high hopes
Yeah that makes sense.
Ah, the age old mug on a desk in the sperm bank joke
??????????????????????????
I mean it's a useful phrase to know i'll give them that
Wait do they have a scots course
Cruel.
The wink got me
The cool kids 's' right next to it rlly adds to this i think
'Womens failure fr' really makes this post
He's just a Littol Creachur
Yeah.
Fav
Top 10 funniest phrases
Fucking fkfkekek 'lore'. New lore just dropped! Geoff likes earl grey!
I know nothing abt alf hes that jim henson alien guy right
Unreasonably amused by that
Its like personal and like. Hes just a silly little guy. What did he do.
Everyone he meets knows how amazing scratch
This joke would have killed in 2020
A.a.a.a.a.
This and like high rise trousers and suspenders
Absolute horror.
Willow introduces him to people as a rescue
Scratch thinks trans people are cool as hell
I know transitioning doesnt have to be huge fwi but comparative to him it is
Iconic scratch momence
Srry for the rant but this was such a gut feeling it had to have reasons
The most pathetic account you can possibly imagine
Girl help they're twisting me slowly over the course of years
So this is accurate
He has them Vibes you know
Cant believe he just Got a tarantula one day. Where did she come from.
In fairness. Do i need to bring up the plate of plain rice again
Shame cos she likely no longer has time for reading cos of her stress :(
Moriah will draw a small balloon animal monkey and thats a great art day. 10/10
I wish i had her enthusiasm and creativity. The ultimate girlie
'Awww. Look at his little sad face. Poor guy. Awww'
Language is beautiful
(Tw: drugs- coke)
You go into geoffs house and everything has a face. Needs an intervention
Losing it this is so funny
A monthly occurance at this point
Nobody: My brain when im trying to go to sleep:
I've been out-neurodivergented
Sick guitar riff
Coming out as straight speedrun
Dutch accent
Im joking obvs i want it cos its cute. But this also
He makes that face he made when pete mentioned ice skating
Its kravat n i remember it by im going in the crevace
Any man who wears a jumper is a malewife imo
Basically
Yaaas girlies slay or howevee the kids these days talk. Im so tired
😳
All that buildup and hes just a bnp member
Also petty as all shit
Hes so funny hes simultaniously an old man and a little baby creechur
Scratch using precious energy to be annoyed at him too. Fav. Divorce wins
KDKFKDKDKKF
Rapunzel said his
Brb
Hes like your littlw sibling 'playing' mario w their controller unplugged
Just heard this on the radio w 0 context
I dont recognise his voice but it had been a decade
Like that scratch genuinely respects nin its cute
Tw suidice attempt
Buncha 5 year olds who still think doctor is a boy job and nurse is a girl job
Bro go outside. We're not 6 anymore nobody thinks like this
I've repeatesly been quotes saying "dont watch pokemon"
HOOOOOOONK. Shnoo...
Shrodingers jared 19
Cant cope w this thought. Took me out. Hes like 50
He and geoff fuck and he reaches into his wallet on muscle memory fjfke
Molly draw scratch as a cat and hes confused but supportive
And hes still blue too and in her super special original do not steal clan
ABBD (assigned bottom by disney)
How can something so usually abysmal be so situationally funny
I think abt this picture daily
Scratch just tryna have a bbq w a 13 year old ghost wittering in his ear
Raine refuses to put a mother w kids to return home to in danger
Hes a conduit
Can actually see the ghost council doing this poll just to mock him
Star would love this
I am cupping him gently in my hands
This is how i would talk abt meowth
The big eye and yeah dog sent me
If i close my eyes maybe he will become scratch...
Fighting for my life out here
Horrifically cursed
Casting a wide net for this show i know nowt abt
No it barely makes anymore sense in context
Im sorry to say.
So basically always sunny
Cant tell if he would laugh or seeth with a rage known only to gods
Fav
I have quite literally no idea where i got holly from. It was so far off.
I feel enlightened
It doesnt even work character wise fkfkdkeidi. But i'll still do it
Lmaoooooo
'What self respecting 13 year old doesnt know this come on moll.'
'Oh and BY THE WAY *instantly vaporizes molly on the spot*'
Banger. Charlie wbb
He sees scratch skitter away from his dumpster and is like 😳🥴
*scratch voice* hey geoff you wanna be a big milestone for disney
Geoff 100% gives scratch a running commentary of his daily chores
'*dreamily* Yeah he asked to speak to the manager for me~'
Someone asks geoff what 3 x 3 is and laughs when he says 2. They're obliterated
Moriah makes pride characters accidentally all the time lmao
I fucking love his little >:3 face hes my fav character in a while
Was taking the piss but i unironically want this to be canon. It'd be funni
Deep lore
Im just having fun tbh. Love these designs
Body horror tw
This humour transcends being applied to a blorbo
Same energy as like a cat standing on its hind legs
'Im molly and this handsome widdle cutie is scratch' 'Im 50.'
Granted he immediately chucked it out but fmfkdkdk
It looks like one of those 'see a real life dog' google results DNDKKDKD
My right hand arm. My confidant. My best friend. My silly rabbit
Look at him. He is an animal.
Scratch you're a parent now just embrace it
Bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw
Going well
Excuse me he asked for no pickles
By homefryboy on tumblr
Djdkdkdkkd HES BEEN IN LOVE W YOU FOR YEARS
Btw ur c6#
Geoff still saying el oh el in 2022
Hope this helps x
Lmfaooooooo somebody help him
Its such a pitifully small world somebody fucking help him
Obvs not the most IMPORTANT rep she is fkdkdkdk but i appreciate it
Gotta be a middle child to appeal to as many kids as possible i guess...
Darryl tells him its a cute pet name for guys as a prank then its all over.
Afterlife ruined
Kills me the way she just silently flies off without saying owt. See ya.
Just now realisin i shoulda called her gaommy
Lmfao
Username checks out w this tweet
All the ladies love me they call me glup shitto
Wholesome
Tragic
You can tell this shows age cos he says 'two housand thirty two'
Hes just like me fr
Gwan the contrast'll be so funny
Oi. Gee ore givin me side eye. I am your mother
Hands you this and walks off
You get three guesses
This scene is so fucked imo like dude he thought you were gonna die
What does the scoob fandom have discourse abt. Many are asking
Fav
Hes just a house pet rlly
Furry moment
This is how i picture their respective social lives
Geoff starts quoting it to impress him and scratch is like 'um. Cool'
Insert supremely cursed goat your own way joke
More than a little confused but at least its not persian pnf
Ugh im so mad im gonna go watch tgamm so i wont be so mad
Tumblr and twitter looking at spamton
I love pathetic men!
Geoff was happy w that tho. Does the cartoon wobbly smile and melts (literally)
A literal scaredy cat
Unbelieveably cruel to the elderly
Also kinda funny to me that he just Ditched scratch lmao
Lmao
Major discrepency in his post timeline
I have a bad feeling its gonna be really lame n in the bg but i can hope
Conventionally attractive lesbians and one ugly elderly men couple
Reminds me of the i am in your house guy
If you change it by the time you get to this post thats an act of war
Scratch
Same energy as that 'oh no! Anyway' meme
Libby shows up in a gamer girl t-shirt and they kiss in front of his friends
Without a shadow of a doubt
Scratch is the only one not at least slightly cringing cos he doesnt get it
Shirts that quickly get relegated to the treadmill you never use
I would not be surprised if she's wearing this next ep not at all
Daw. Loser boy has a crush
And passing notes like its year 4
Fav
Shes holding a raven btw. If you even care
Anyway turkish is a pretty language
Please dana
Oh yeah and amity has a cat lol
Clown moment
They BETTER become luz's palisman >:(
Autism be damned my boy can work a grill
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