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Fav
Wed, Apr 20, 2022
Fav sound
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
🎩👰🏻♀️
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
far from the first person to draw this comparion but its Literally true
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
Kinda cool. I hope this vers isnt endangered but i dont have high hopes
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
Yeah that makes sense.
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
Ah, the age old mug on a desk in the sperm bank joke
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
??????????????????????????
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
I mean it's a useful phrase to know i'll give them that
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
Wait do they have a scots course
Thu, Apr 21, 2022
Cruel.
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
The wink got me
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
The cool kids 's' right next to it rlly adds to this i think
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
'Womens failure fr' really makes this post
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
He's just a Littol Creachur
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
Yeah.
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
Fav
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
Top 10 funniest phrases
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
Fucking fkfkekek 'lore'. New lore just dropped! Geoff likes earl grey!
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
I know nothing abt alf hes that jim henson alien guy right
Fri, Apr 22, 2022
Unreasonably amused by that
Sat, Apr 23, 2022
Its like personal and like. Hes just a silly little guy. What did he do.
Sat, Apr 23, 2022
Everyone he meets knows how amazing scratch
Sat, Apr 23, 2022
This joke would have killed in 2020
Sat, Apr 23, 2022
A.a.a.a.a.
Sat, Apr 23, 2022
This and like high rise trousers and suspenders
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
Absolute horror.
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
Willow introduces him to people as a rescue
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
Scratch thinks trans people are cool as hell
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
I know transitioning doesnt have to be huge fwi but comparative to him it is
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
Iconic scratch momence
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
Srry for the rant but this was such a gut feeling it had to have reasons
Sun, Apr 24, 2022
The most pathetic account you can possibly imagine
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
Girl help they're twisting me slowly over the course of years
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
So this is accurate
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
He has them Vibes you know
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
Cant believe he just Got a tarantula one day. Where did she come from.
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
In fairness. Do i need to bring up the plate of plain rice again
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
Shame cos she likely no longer has time for reading cos of her stress :(
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
Moriah will draw a small balloon animal monkey and thats a great art day. 10/10
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
I wish i had her enthusiasm and creativity. The ultimate girlie
Mon, Apr 25, 2022
'Awww. Look at his little sad face. Poor guy. Awww'
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Language is beautiful
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
(Tw: drugs- coke)
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
You go into geoffs house and everything has a face. Needs an intervention
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Losing it this is so funny
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
A monthly occurance at this point
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Nobody: My brain when im trying to go to sleep:
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
I've been out-neurodivergented
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Sick guitar riff
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Coming out as straight speedrun
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Dutch accent
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Im joking obvs i want it cos its cute. But this also
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
He makes that face he made when pete mentioned ice skating
Tue, Apr 26, 2022
Its kravat n i remember it by im going in the crevace
Wed, Apr 27, 2022
Any man who wears a jumper is a malewife imo
Wed, Apr 27, 2022
Basically
Wed, Apr 27, 2022
Yaaas girlies slay or howevee the kids these days talk. Im so tired
Wed, Apr 27, 2022
😳
Wed, Apr 27, 2022
All that buildup and hes just a bnp member
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Also petty as all shit
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Hes so funny hes simultaniously an old man and a little baby creechur
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Scratch using precious energy to be annoyed at him too. Fav. Divorce wins
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
KDKFKDKDKKF
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Rapunzel said his
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Brb
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Hes like your littlw sibling 'playing' mario w their controller unplugged
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Just heard this on the radio w 0 context
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
I dont recognise his voice but it had been a decade
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Like that scratch genuinely respects nin its cute
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Tw suidice attempt
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Buncha 5 year olds who still think doctor is a boy job and nurse is a girl job
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
Bro go outside. We're not 6 anymore nobody thinks like this
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
I've repeatesly been quotes saying "dont watch pokemon"
Thu, Apr 28, 2022
HOOOOOOONK. Shnoo...
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Shrodingers jared 19
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Cant cope w this thought. Took me out. Hes like 50
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
He and geoff fuck and he reaches into his wallet on muscle memory fjfke
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Molly draw scratch as a cat and hes confused but supportive
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
And hes still blue too and in her super special original do not steal clan
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
ABBD (assigned bottom by disney)
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
How can something so usually abysmal be so situationally funny
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
I think abt this picture daily
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Scratch just tryna have a bbq w a 13 year old ghost wittering in his ear
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Raine refuses to put a mother w kids to return home to in danger
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Hes a conduit
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Can actually see the ghost council doing this poll just to mock him
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Star would love this
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
I am cupping him gently in my hands
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
This is how i would talk abt meowth
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
The big eye and yeah dog sent me
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
If i close my eyes maybe he will become scratch...
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Fighting for my life out here
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Horrifically cursed
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Casting a wide net for this show i know nowt abt
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
No it barely makes anymore sense in context
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
Im sorry to say.
Fri, Apr 29, 2022
So basically always sunny
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
Cant tell if he would laugh or seeth with a rage known only to gods
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
Fav
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
I have quite literally no idea where i got holly from. It was so far off.
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
I feel enlightened
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
It doesnt even work character wise fkfkdkeidi. But i'll still do it
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
Lmaoooooo
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
'What self respecting 13 year old doesnt know this come on moll.'
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
'Oh and BY THE WAY *instantly vaporizes molly on the spot*'
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
Banger. Charlie wbb
Sat, Apr 30, 2022
He sees scratch skitter away from his dumpster and is like 😳🥴
Sun, May 1, 2022
*scratch voice* hey geoff you wanna be a big milestone for disney
Sun, May 1, 2022
Geoff 100% gives scratch a running commentary of his daily chores
Sun, May 1, 2022
'*dreamily* Yeah he asked to speak to the manager for me~'
Sun, May 1, 2022
Someone asks geoff what 3 x 3 is and laughs when he says 2. They're obliterated
Sun, May 1, 2022
Moriah makes pride characters accidentally all the time lmao
Sun, May 1, 2022
I fucking love his little >:3 face hes my fav character in a while
Sun, May 1, 2022
Was taking the piss but i unironically want this to be canon. It'd be funni
Sun, May 1, 2022
Deep lore
Sun, May 1, 2022
Im just having fun tbh. Love these designs
Sun, May 1, 2022
Body horror tw
Sun, May 1, 2022
This humour transcends being applied to a blorbo
Sun, May 1, 2022
Same energy as like a cat standing on its hind legs
Sun, May 1, 2022
'Im molly and this handsome widdle cutie is scratch' 'Im 50.'
Sun, May 1, 2022
Granted he immediately chucked it out but fmfkdkdk
Sun, May 1, 2022
It looks like one of those 'see a real life dog' google results DNDKKDKD
Sun, May 1, 2022
My right hand arm. My confidant. My best friend. My silly rabbit
Sun, May 1, 2022
Look at him. He is an animal.
Sun, May 1, 2022
Scratch you're a parent now just embrace it
Sun, May 1, 2022
Bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw
Sun, May 1, 2022
Going well
Sun, May 1, 2022
Excuse me he asked for no pickles
Mon, May 2, 2022
By homefryboy on tumblr
Mon, May 2, 2022
Djdkdkdkkd HES BEEN IN LOVE W YOU FOR YEARS
Mon, May 2, 2022
Btw ur c6#
Mon, May 2, 2022
Geoff still saying el oh el in 2022
Mon, May 2, 2022
Hope this helps x
Mon, May 2, 2022
Lmfaooooooo somebody help him
Mon, May 2, 2022
Its such a pitifully small world somebody fucking help him
Mon, May 2, 2022
Obvs not the most IMPORTANT rep she is fkdkdkdk but i appreciate it
Mon, May 2, 2022
Gotta be a middle child to appeal to as many kids as possible i guess...
Mon, May 2, 2022
Darryl tells him its a cute pet name for guys as a prank then its all over.
Tue, May 3, 2022
Afterlife ruined
Tue, May 3, 2022
Kills me the way she just silently flies off without saying owt. See ya.
Tue, May 3, 2022
Just now realisin i shoulda called her gaommy
Tue, May 3, 2022
Lmfao
Tue, May 3, 2022
Username checks out w this tweet
Tue, May 3, 2022
All the ladies love me they call me glup shitto
Tue, May 3, 2022
Wholesome
Tue, May 3, 2022
Tragic
Tue, May 3, 2022
You can tell this shows age cos he says 'two housand thirty two'
Tue, May 3, 2022
Hes just like me fr
Tue, May 3, 2022
Gwan the contrast'll be so funny
Tue, May 3, 2022
Oi. Gee ore givin me side eye. I am your mother
Tue, May 3, 2022
Hands you this and walks off
Tue, May 3, 2022
You get three guesses
Tue, May 3, 2022
This scene is so fucked imo like dude he thought you were gonna die
Wed, May 4, 2022
What does the scoob fandom have discourse abt. Many are asking
Wed, May 4, 2022
Fav
Wed, May 4, 2022
Hes just a house pet rlly
Wed, May 4, 2022
Furry moment
Wed, May 4, 2022
This is how i picture their respective social lives
Wed, May 4, 2022
Geoff starts quoting it to impress him and scratch is like 'um. Cool'
Wed, May 4, 2022
Insert supremely cursed goat your own way joke
Wed, May 4, 2022
More than a little confused but at least its not persian pnf
Wed, May 4, 2022
Ugh im so mad im gonna go watch tgamm so i wont be so mad
Wed, May 4, 2022
Tumblr and twitter looking at spamton
Thu, May 5, 2022
I love pathetic men!
Thu, May 5, 2022
Geoff was happy w that tho. Does the cartoon wobbly smile and melts (literally)
Thu, May 5, 2022
A literal scaredy cat
Thu, May 5, 2022
Unbelieveably cruel to the elderly
Fri, May 6, 2022
Also kinda funny to me that he just Ditched scratch lmao
Fri, May 6, 2022
Lmao
Fri, May 6, 2022
Major discrepency in his post timeline
Fri, May 6, 2022
I have a bad feeling its gonna be really lame n in the bg but i can hope
Fri, May 6, 2022
Conventionally attractive lesbians and one ugly elderly men couple
Fri, May 6, 2022
Reminds me of the i am in your house guy
Fri, May 6, 2022
If you change it by the time you get to this post thats an act of war
Sat, May 7, 2022
Scratch
Sat, May 7, 2022
Same energy as that 'oh no! Anyway' meme
Sat, May 7, 2022
Libby shows up in a gamer girl t-shirt and they kiss in front of his friends
Sat, May 7, 2022
Without a shadow of a doubt
Sat, May 7, 2022
Scratch is the only one not at least slightly cringing cos he doesnt get it
Sat, May 7, 2022
Shirts that quickly get relegated to the treadmill you never use
Sat, May 7, 2022
I would not be surprised if she's wearing this next ep not at all
Sat, May 7, 2022
Daw. Loser boy has a crush
Sat, May 7, 2022
And passing notes like its year 4
Sat, May 7, 2022
Fav
Sat, May 7, 2022
Shes holding a raven btw. If you even care
Sun, May 8, 2022
Anyway turkish is a pretty language
Sun, May 8, 2022
Please dana
Mon, May 9, 2022
Oh yeah and amity has a cat lol
Mon, May 9, 2022
Clown moment
Mon, May 9, 2022
They BETTER become luz's palisman >:(
Mon, May 9, 2022
Autism be damned my boy can work a grill
Tue, May 10, 2022
Part 200
Tue, May 10, 2022
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